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danmorgan.bsky.social
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Laminatoooooors…. Mount up!

If you're too busy to develop your staff you're a shit manager, regardless of how busy you are.

Europeans tend to zoom in on homicide stats when we rebut things like this, but the reality is even starker: in any given year, a working age American adult is *2.5x likelier to die* than an adult in western Europe. It's not just violence. Drugs, healthcare, and more are worse in the US.

I happened to mention at work that I dislike the expression "nothing is certain in life except death and taxis", as taxis can be famously unreliable and hard to get hold of at certain times of day. They laughed at me for a solid half-hour and my nickname is now "Uber".

But soft, what light through yonder window? Brakes.

ZODIAC was released 18 years ago this week. Telling the story of one of the United States’ most notorious serial killers, and among the most acclaimed films of David Fincher, the making of story is as mysterious as the case… 1/37

"Siobhan leaves, Heidi joins. Still Sugababes. Mutya leaves, Amelle joins. Still Sugababes. Keisha leaves, Jade joins. Still Sugababes. And then, Siobhan, Mutya and Keisha get back together. Also Sugababes. So now, there are two Sugababes!"

Just imagine a scenario in which PM Liz Truss was in charge now and then tell me that "all politicians are the same"

This is perhaps the greatest thing on the internet right now.

If the person next to you is filming the whole gig on their phone it's your god given duty to sing along as badly as possible, and maybe also fart really loud if you've got one in you.

THIS IS SPINAL TAP was released 41 years ago today. Widely regarded as one of the funniest comedies ever made, and the film that spawned the ‘mockumentary’, the behind the scenes tale goes to 11… 1/40

Zelenskyy has really raised the credibility of comedians, but also given the world a wildly misleading bar for what most of us are capable of.

Russia's response to Trump's tantrum says it all really:

Tate is like Trump in this sense: the most grotesque thing is not that he exists, but that he’s hugely popular, and what that says about us as a species.

The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit

Rac-let me get some of that there cheese, grandpa.

The crux of this framing is that men will “exploit” trans inclusivity to perv in women’s bathrooms. The problem is: men - like the *registered sex offender* in this story - already do this, and there’s zero evidence that trans-inclusive policies have suddenly incentivised more of them into action.

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Yes. This is the way to go. If California did this, the Trump White House would be in serious trouble. CA, WA, NJ, NY all big donor states. Only Trump one in top 10 is TX at #3. Let's see how long they keep voting for Trump when they have to fund the entire south.

As you know, I'm very polite and personal abuse is usually beneath me but Tim Stanley is the most titanic shithouse of a human being. The face, the voice, the fashy grovelling. The rotten decadence of British conservatism in a flesh suit.

TRAINSPOTTING was released 29 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great British movies and a generation-defining piece of pop culture, the behind the scenes story is as lacking in moral fibre as you’d probably expect… 1/44

Please share this fact sheet on Ukraine with anyone who needs it understandingwar.org/backgrounder...

BLAZING SADDLES was released 51 years ago this month. Acclaimed as one of the great comedies of the 1970s, and among the most popular of director Mel Brooks, the story of how it was made is a cascading waterfall of creative alternatives... 1/36 #filmsky #movies

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

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SHUTTER ISLAND was released 15 years ago this week. One of the more underrated of the Scorsese/DiCaprio collaborations, the story behind the scenes has a Kafkaesque genius to it… 1/28

Not sure if Apple is joining the resistance, but - out of 900 of my fave songs - my iPhone shuffle function has played 6 protest songs in a row: by Machine Head, Muse, Rage Against The Machine, Green Day, and Thrice Sadly, I’m sipping a Starbucks hot chocolate, so my anarchism is somewhat feeble

Ah yes the bananas person did another bananas thing. The bananas person elected by bananas people whose whole thing was 'I'm bananas' and now people are surprised that he's absolutely bananas.

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Mathematics Professor here is just brilliant!

HOT FUZZ was released 18 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air… 1/46

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS was released 34 years ago this week. One of the most commercially and critically successful crime thrillers ever made, the making of story is like having an old friend for dinner… 1/45

How did Mr Tumble sneakily recreating the cover to Black Sabbath's debut album escape me for so many years?

We won’t disappear just because you change a website.

WHAT IS THIS THAT STANDS BEFORE ME?

“there are Neville Chamberlain’s in every generation” George Monbiot’s takedown of Matt Goodwin and the Reform party is a thing of beauty 👏 #bbcqt

GROUNDHOG DAY was released 33 years ago this week. One of the great fantasy rom-coms, and among the most beloved of Bill Murray’s movies, the story behind the scenes is as magical as the film… 1/43

I want everyone who said they couldn't vote for Harris, because her policies didn't go far enough in one or several areas, and concluded "they're all the same", to make themselves a little scrapbook over the next four years. As an aide-mémoire for next time.

IN BRUGES was released 17 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great black comedies of the century and the film that kick started the McDonagh/Farrell/Gleeson triumvirate, the making of story is as beautiful as the city it’s set in… 1/34

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Why is nobody talking about this?

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Sorry, but I find this the most incredible gaslighting. I now have to ASSUME that a Times headline is so totally unrepresentative of the content and views therein and I cannot criticise that framing, chosen deliberately by her employer, unless I PAY them to read the full article? Fuck. Right. Off.