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We are what, 5-10 years away from this being real?

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seems reasonable

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i think crypto trading should be classified as gambling. there’s no way you can convince me this doesn’t have the same affects on peoples mental health as gambling addiction

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The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound

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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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Wise man…

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Re-elect Mike Haggar. New York needs a mayor who will beat criminals to death with his bare hands and eat food he found lying in the street

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Philadelphia right now:

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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

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They not like us #gopackgo

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50 Shades of Grey is only "romantic" because he's a bilionaire. If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.

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This Super Bowl Sunday, here's a reminder of what real courage looks like.

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As I get older I realize the something else needed to get through this semi charmed kinda life is pretty much just ibuprofen

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The best way to increase the efficiency of government agencies is competition, not budget cuts. The Center for Disease Control should have to compete with a Center For Making Diseases Worse

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Oops 😬

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Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

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It’s crazy how much better an actor Roy Scheider is than his brother Rob Schneider

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-sigh- that’s the dream right there

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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Nah the printer trying to get me a call from HR

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This was over 50% of my college experience - I am not exaggerating

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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

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Don't threaten me with a good time

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It would be nice if people could stop acting like DEI is an only a moral good. DEI strengthens organizations. People from diverse backgrounds bring new ways of solving problems and serving people. DEI isn’t a gift to diverse people. It’s a gift to the orgs that hire us.

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if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

submitted 27 days ago • 197 comments

😝

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They want to ban the teaching of the unpleasant facts of American history because people might conclude injustices in the past that contribute to inequalities in the present should be rectified, instead of their belief, which is that some groups of people are inherently superior to others

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Maury Povich has an official Instagram account where he posts like a 20 second clip of setup, and then a second 20 second “You ARE the father!” clip, pretty much daily. I’m shocked they post it, I mean those 40 seconds makes their whole show obsolete

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It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings

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We’re not waiting for Black History Month this year, or ever.

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Same.

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malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. “it tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough

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idris elba as stringer bell is truly one of the greatest characters/performances, god damn

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It’s a sad sign of cultural decline that people would rather watch some forgettable football game that’s happening now than any of the hundreds of classic football games from the 60s and 70s

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Hey, while we're talking about erasing history: In 1949 the US military held its first Aeriel Gunnery Competition, later known as "Top Gun." The best of the best competed in dogfighting and other skills. The team that won, was the 332nd: The Tuskegee airmen. So they refused to announce a winner🤡

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Guaranteed that by now the G20 has branched off a separate group chat without him in it

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If you’re in an institution doing any kind of DEI work, the most important thing to do right now is simply call it something else. Change it to “Community Outreach” & then keep on doing the same important work. When they outlaw Community Outreach rebrand it as “Strategic Partnerships,” rinse/repeat.