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If you’re attending the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight, be sure to come prepared with a joke about the toddler cancer patient they just disappeared despite her being a citizen. Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.

Bob Menendez and his wife, Nadine, have both been found guilty - and not just by the fashion police. They were convicted of bribery, extortion, conspiracy, obstruction of justice, and acting as foreign agents.

The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated

always appreciate Chotiner drop days bc it's like the spiritual opposite of yesterday, where I knew there was some horrible headline lurking and I just had to make it through the day without finding out what everybody was talking about but today it's like hearing the Jaws music in a theater.

Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side — theonion.com/nation-cant-...

The Ivy League should quarantine Columbia so their contagion doesn't spread.

Who did they think was buying twinkies before www.wsj.com/articles/twi...

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Bill Maher is the Chuck Schumer of comedy.

I am but a humble cable news host with a bachelor’s in philosophy, but I feel like at some point the bond market is also going to notice that the GOP is going to pass a deficit financed 5 trillion dollar tax cut. Maybe?

Imagine spending a half million dollars to attend Police State University, where you’ll get to experience NYPD brutality up close and where they might just revoke your degree for wrongthink even after you’ve graduated.

"Want to Experience Fascism First-Hand? Attend Columbia University" Writing for Zeteo, novelist & writer Fatima Bhutto says she is horrified by the actions of Columbia & its affiliates, like her alma mater Barnard College, against students protesting Israel's genocide. Read/share/subscribe:

if nothing else credit to cory booker for the longest speech a stanford guy has ever given without announcing a product that will doom us all

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The Tech Fantasy That Powers A.I. Is Running on Fumes www.nytimes.com/2025/03/29/o...

I would like to read an essay about how anti Me Too backlash is central to understanding what Democratic elites and journalists mean when they talk about the party becoming “too left.” They will never say it out loud, but it’s 100% there.

On a 2023 earnings call, Elon Musk boasted that Tesla had bagged “over 1 million” Cybertruck reservations and that “demand is off the charts.” So why has the company still sold less than 50,000 trucks since customer deliveries began 14 months ago?

To paraphrase Barbra Streisand …. The luckiest people in the world are those who’ve never had to endure a WHCA dinner. Just kill it. Put it out of its misery. www.politico.com/news/2025/03...

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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

Really feel like I’m losing my mind: government OBVIOUSLY cannot punish an individual law firm for hiring someone it disfavors! It’s ludicrously unconstitutional and I feel like without a day of law school I could argue the case. And yet the best paid lawyers in the country are folding?

it's been years upon years of labored "campus culture" op-eds from salaried writers hectoring students about free speech, and now the state is kidnapping students for their speech in broad daylight

On today's date in 2008, Herbert Peterson left this mortal coil. Inventor of the Egg McMuffin, he broke the barrier between breakfast and fast food, creating billions in new revenue. When I get two glasses of port and a pie slice inside a bun," he once bragged, "I'll own their asses at bedtime too."

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During the period when Michael Waltz first set up his Signal list, Steve Witkoff was sitting waiting to meeting with Putin. news.sky.com/story/trumps...

Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute theonion.com/experts...

"The Powers Out at Heathrow" sounds like a Clash song.

Nothing better illustrates the corporate media's priorities -- maintaining access and attention for themselves, instead of fighting for the truth for us -- than the goddamn White House Correspondents Dinner. The country is going to hell, but they've got a fancy dinner to attend! HashtagNerdProm!

Ok I laughed

Took Warren about 13 seconds to clock the Bloomberg news and raise it in the markup. This was so foreseeable - but the timing is WILD.

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They’re really trying to force this lie and news anchors have a responsibility to refute it with the facts every single time. And you know, maybe they could stop giving habitual liars air time? I’m just spitballing here, but that seems like the bare minimum for a “news network”

Seems to be a mischievous legal requirement that every piece of hold music should always have a bit where it sounds like they've picked up but they haven't.

"I hope you feel better!" Said the Instacart guy as he dropped off my order of orange juice, chicken noodle soup, and Kleenex. everybody knows the source code.