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Husband, father, sign shop director, and hobbyist in writing, music production, and other artsy disciplines in which I'm not too disciplined.
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When you hit the high note in "Digital Bath" and almost pass out, but you're also driving so you have to fight back against fading out: kind of terrifying

#Music releases have felt a little slow this year, especially compared to last year's output. Does anyone have any recs? Lay it on me!

Lilo & Stitch releases and a slew of YT critics manifest in my feed out of nowhere. Get your rage reviews out of here.

Oh no. My nostalgia for the old MTV Music Tycoon has led me to getting an HSX account. Might need a support group on standby.

Thought I would join Letterboxd and work out a top ten. Then it became a top twenty. Now a top fifty. It's getting out of hand, guys. #sendhelp

“Life is better when we leap together.” Kermit the Frog delivered a commencement speech at the University of Maryland on Thursday, the alma mater of his creator, Jim Henson. nyti.ms/4dwMuhQ

#DTF has a completely different meaning in the printing industry.

On everyone’s souls we are abolishing homework for good. RETWEET IT!

There's this dinosaur book that we read to our son and it has this picture of an iguanodon that gets me every time. Nothing leads up to this moment that would suggest to expect this. One page you're learning about the fearsome T-Rex, the next page you meet jazz hands iguanodon.

After years of pretending I can sing and settling on "good enough", decided to actually train my vocals and practice with warm-ups and lessons: nope, time for mucus!

PBS NewsHour Interrupted By Repo Men Seizing Desk

Most Americans frequently use federal science information. But few are concerned that cuts to federal science spending could affect their access to such information, a new poll finds.

C'mon guys. If you're going to release more songs a year after an album releases, don't repackage that last album as a "deluxe" edition. That's old news, man. Release an #EP.

Merriam-Webster somehow snuck into my feed recently, but dammit are they charming.

Why not both? Do a mash-up.

FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam theonion.com/fbi-war...

Apparently we're playing Red Light, Green Light with the economy.

The new Sleigh Bells album rocks, btw. Check it out.

Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon http://theonion.com/...

I'm sitting on some mixes of which I'm unsure when to subject you to.

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression

Incidentally, I feel like this is a general problem with conspiracy theories, especially the most stupid ones. Like, nobody wants to write a book on "Evidence we landed on the moon" because it's a long the lines of "literally millions of pages of documentation and you can see stuff left on the moon"

He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.

According to the Attorney General, the Signal chat was not "classified" information, but instead, "sensitive". Ignoring the fact that sensitivity is a just an element of classified information, this statement is categorically false. (1/2)

“Judges should interpret laws as written, not rewrite them to fit their personal or political agendas.” Methinks you either misunderstand the function of interpretation or you're counting on your followers to not know the definition of words greater than two syllables.

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

One of Pete Holmes' many roasts of Sam Reich, now a canon description to the extent that ChatGPT feels it's a necessary inclusion. Beautiful.

won’t somebody think of the childrennnn

dare i say, we have changed the game