won’t somebody think of the childrennnn
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This is why I never watched SpongeBob around my father. This started a lifetime of hiding things from my parents.
My dad's not a big SpongeBob fan but we sometimes both want to eat Mr. Krabs for dinner. Mmmmmm, crabcakes.
Well they probably still could use the therapy, just not for the reason their parent thought.
It took me so long to realise what he was yelling about
Sign. Your. Work.
😂 He knows. He forgets. I feel his pain ✊
I want to save and share because some folks turn off reposts and won't see them. But if he doesn't sign his work, anyone can grab it as their own.
The way to handle that is always put this line over the cartoon when you share it: "Cartoon by Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social"
We know it's his work though. So don't worry. Share far and wide. His work is of epic awesomeness ❤️
Using children to spread hate is to be called for what it actually is, fascism.
“how can I explain this to my child. it’s umpossible”
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had more than one person say they thought the dad hated pizza. I need to be clearer in my message
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Thought it was a pizzagate qanon thing. Still works tho
classic response to this on twitter
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No no, it makes logical sense, liking pizza is actually exactly the same as depicting anal sex, that's a very normal thought process.
I honestly feel embarrassed for missing the very obvious connection
And TONS of children's shows these days depict graphic anal sex. Totally.
It's a real thing. It really happens, ever. Totally.
So it's an exactly apt comparison to make.
Totally.
He mistook you for an AI.
...what cartoons is he watching?
You are by far a much stronger person than I for still dealing with twitter.
Please do this actually
dumb fucks. it's not even fucking pornhub. ffs it's tv. that's not even allowed.

damn they're beyond salvation or any fix that allow any thinking
Are you doing requests on here too?
why is bro thinking about depictions of anal sex? no one said anything about it until they brought it up. seems pretty gay to me...🤔
The red you covered the analsex obsessed person's information with, looks like a huge dingledangle.
I hate that I cannot tell if that coment is satitizing or it is honestly that dumb.
Always making up fake situations to get mad about since they don’t have any evidence to support them.
What do you still expect from that shithole, though ?
Wait, New York or Chicago style?
Was the choice of red to block out their name and picture an intentional call back to the comic or
Pizza has allot of coded meanings online, none of it good, much of it representing illegal things.
Wait a minute, this isn’t pizza! This is anal sex!
I remember the first time I made that mistake...
"Why would you not list this thing I obsess over all the time instead of what you said?"
Proving once again that the Twitteratzi are a bunch of child-buggery-obsessed weirdos.
I'm guessing those types of cartoons aren't on CBeebies or made for pre-school children.
Something, something, stuffed crust. I dunno.
how are these people real
As normal as ever on there
Normal person response.
Pizza is code for anal in MAGA world.
CURSÉD KNOWLEDGE: there was a time on 4chan when Cheese Pizza was a coded reference to Child P*rn. Most of it was joking, but I am sure it contributed to the pizzagate incident and if it is still an actual MAGA brainworm, I wouldn't be surprised.
I first learned about this back when I was hate-watching the Sinfest Reddit, and that vile pig Tatzi was using it to slander anyone/everyone to the left of Agent Krasnov.
Considering that Michael Flynn is widely suspected of being "Q", that tells me something about what he's obsessed with.
No, this is fine.

Not getting the "joke" is how you can tell you're normal.

Took me three reads to figure it out.
v clear
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Maybe some of your readers are dumb.
No no, I think it exemplifies the issue that Dad was being weird for hating on a generic pronoun that most people might not even notice in regular conversation, which may not even be related to gender identity in that cartoon since it's just a catch all word used to identify someone else.
Actually I think that makes it better.

It is SO absurd to hate the They that wiser folk will instinctively latch onto the assumption that he hates something ELSE to try and derive the world where his rage is least nonsensical.
Oh I didn’t even notice the “they” until today lol
I suspect many readers haven't realized yet "their" Dad wasn't mad about the pizza.
Not gonna lie, it took me a second to understand.

Just goes to show how bizarre the whole anti-they thing is.
I couldn't tell what the dad was mad about until now.

I also thought that made the joke funnier.
I could tell you how to talk to your child. For free. It's totally your responsibility though.
"sorry your child is so stupid that might be the bigger concern!"
How can I explain to my child that certain things exist which aren’t a threat and are just kinda the way things are? My baby is going to reply with things like “okay” and “ah, gotcha”
H/t @hausofdecline.bsky.social
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Only Moe
I thought this was about qanon for a second
my dad had a problem with trick or treating- thought it was “begging”. obviously the way this manifested was him going into a screaming rage at 6pm on 31st October and making us cry, then going off to sulk while my mum took us out. productive!
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A Snicker's man then?
(this sounds like I am wailing about an abusive childhood but my dad was mostly cool and chill he just kind of sucked at conflict resolution and picked some weird hills to die on)
Hi, I think you must be the secret family my father apparently had because we had the same dad.
all right sis!
Still a major dick-move spurned on by a clearly fragile ego... but I get ya.
My Dad was like this about "Christmas" and this fear I might be 'spoiled' [almost to the point of being Victorian about it]
Oh fun, he'd get along with the people who write letters every few years complaining about "the poor children" coming to their rich neighborhood to trick-or-treat.
oh when he was a kid he was one of them! he used to tell us about the rich neighbourhoods, where you’d get a couple of pence, vs his area, where you’d get a glass of something good
I like how, unless you're tuned in to the brainworms, it is indiscernable what the supposed grievance here is. I looked at the cartoon multiple times for a little rainbow or something, before I realized it was "they"
Took me three reads.
Ah, I hate that I can be described as 'tuned in to the brainworms' lol.
Oh no.. is this loss?
oh no
There’s two lines in panel one, it’s alright
OH NO IT IS
The first panel should only have one standing character, so almost
phew, escaped it
People who look waaaaayyyyyyy too much into shows like Bluey. Example being Pretzel mentioning his "mums" in the episode The Sign.
If I ever become a dad i'm not gonna be like this one.
trust me, no user that prides being in this platform wants to be like that piece of shit
Oh I'd give my life for Spot
"Pronouns are evil! Pronouns are Satan!"
(Five minutes later...)
"America must protect HERself against the eeevil immigrants (he/him)!"

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The people who get angry at pronouns are gonna have to unlearn a lot of their vocabulary or just stop talking, because pronouns are part of daily conversation.

It’d be better if they stopped talking entirely tbh. 🤷
Now do a cartoon on just Spot
Are you into FNAF by any chance
This is real, can confirm from personal experience
I was able to ask about stuff I didn't understand as a child and got lots of thoughtful answers.

It damaged me in an unforeseen way

I now regularly commit the "Sin of Empathy"!
I always say

“Those who scream “think of the children” the loudest
Usually hurt more children then help them”
Lately rather directly.

At this point if someone in power says that I just think "he committed a very serious crime."
Yea that’s usually always the case
Every accusation is an confession
is it bad my first thought is they were raging over the character looking like pedobear +"pizza" and didn't even notice the 'they'
that pizzeria absolutely still has the same children in its basement like, a decade later
What the child had in fact, not been aware of, is that Spot was a convicted felon who was wanted in 23 countries for various acts of tax fraud, arson, larceny, and most egregiously, eating pineapple with their pizza
Dammit, it's Milkshake Duck all over again.
This could all be avoided if the animators drew Spot with visible genitals.
Semi related I got into a fucking argument with someone who compared the kiss in the owl house with the "I can't believe it's not See Pee" scenes from koboyashi's dragon maid.
Bc apparently a straight kiss between kids never happened otherwise it'd be a double standar- OOPS
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English is not my mother language and it takes some time for me to really understand "They/Them". I learned at school that it was the plural for "He/Her" and yeah, I found it a bit confusing... I would prefer "It", but it's really pejorative. ^^"
But now I know what its mean and it's cool!
It's definitely not how they TEACH English, but you might find it interesting that it's been in colloquial English for ages! Jane Austen used the singular they! The pushback only happened when the gender neutral part became an affirmative choice.
It was accepted almost universally, except by the most obnoxious pedants, as a gender neutral singular pronoun if you didn't know who you were talking about ("someone lost THEIR hat at the park, let's give it to lost and found"), but people CHOOSING not to be identified by gender is the issue.
I don't understand what you're pointing... As I said, I learned as a non english native that "They/Them" was the plural for "he/her". As a non english speaker, I didn't know that it was used before. Now (and it been 10y now) I know that "They/Them" is the neutral pronom.
And I don't think that people who choosing to not be identified by a gender is an issue (as I don't identify myself by a gender...).
Oh I'm just a language dork and I'm interested both in how the singular "they/them" evolved and the social reactions to it! Sorry, that was probably just a niche interest babble. I get excited about language evolution lol
not your fault but whoever taught you english is wrong

we often use “they” when we don’t know gender and/or someone is theoretical eg

“the applicant should… if they…”
this is always how it’s been in english during the entire time everyone on the planet is alive

some people always insert “he or she” instead but “they” is extremely common even among people who think gender is binary
I see you didn't read all the discussion. ^^"
And sorry if the school lessons were so wrong between 20 and 30 years ago in non english speaking countries.
First recorded use of singular they is from 1315.
Ah, I just saw that... I just say that I learned They/Them is a plural form, did you really stating that They/Them isn't a plural form?
They (all my teachers) just didn't taught me the others usages of these words, that's all. And I was confronted in this usage only about 10y ago.
it’s very very old and i guarantee you you started seeing it when you started in english
Maybe really old, but no, I wasn't confronted to this usage so long ago and no, it's not in my olds lessons books, so no I didn't learned it when I started english.
Oh, and I agree 100% with the message! ^^
Yeah, "it" is reserved for inanimate objects that don't have a gender.

And "you" always used to be plural too, which is why it always takes plural verbs ("you are" rather than "you is"). "They" isn't doing anything unprecedented.
Said like this it sounds really easy and I feel ashamed. ^^"
I didn't point the "novelty" of "They/Them" just that it was a new way to use a word that I learned differently, that's all.
Now (and since almost 10y) everything is fine, and in case I don't know the gender, I will use "They/Them". ^^
Nothing to be ashamed about. Languages are complex and illogical things that no-one knows completely.

I can certainly see how someone learning English would think "it" is the obvious word for a singular ungendered pronoun, without realizing how much is packed into that.
Yeah, it's exactly what I thought... It would mean "that thing", not really a positive way to name someone. ^^"
My dumbass thought the joke was the guy was upset at Spot liking pizza lmao
i wonder if his dad didn't go to the therapist, and why he doesn't watch cartoon as a kid?
To any who go nuts about explaining confusing things to kids, they can start be explaining cocomelon. That crap is a lot more unsettling than a gay couple ever could be.
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I feel like this excellently captures how universal it is for an abuser to shroud abuse as a reaction to a scapegoat. From MKUltra to lynchings, the hegemon always precedes under the pretense of revenge/retaliation, however disproportionate the response truly is.
I had a similar reaction one time while my niece and nephew were watching Spidey and His Amazing Friends. Green Goblin was flying around on his glider and Spider-Man was like "We need to find a way up to him."

What do you mean you need to find a way up to him?!? You're Spider-Man!!!😡😡😡😡😡
Wokes took Spidey's web-slinging. 😔
Children are going to be confused about the full extent of Spidey's abilities
My 12 year old uses "they" for everyone. I've ruined him, haven't I?
When the Telegraph says 'parents' here they actually mean 'the one fucking weirdo we could dig up for a quote'.
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They say kids will be confused, but they tend to understand things far more than even a lot of adults, because their minds are fresher
"Dad was such a drag. Every day he would just start throwing all the "woke" food into the bin, tear off all the "woke" clothes, sit in front of and complained about the same "woke" games. Yeah, he was just that kind of guy."
Genuine question, what is "Woke" clothes ?
Men wearing pink ties. Yoga pants
Anything they want it to be, all made up grievances
Sounds like our politicians in New Zealand 🤦‍♀️😂
Winston Peters?

Winston Peters.
😂 bingo!
Saw him rambling on the news in the break room at work.

I wonder if he realizes said 'woke' is why he's even able to be a politician.
It's playing to his base sadly. He's courting the cooker vote 😞
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I think a more Miyazaki approach would be for the potato guy to end up in a generative AI dimension where everything is shiny and new but also fake and deteriorating, sociopathic techlords mess with people's memories, etc
Recent events would lead me to believe like they don't really care about learning in any capacity
just have him sing "living in the light"
This is not too far from the 80s/90s Satanic Panic. Same kind of line of thought with cartoons "sending messages to confuse and indoctrinate our children", except they no longer use the terms "humanist" or "new age" anymore.
The amount of slurs my stepdad would yell when I would try to peacefully watch Steven Universe.
Honestly that show is kinda butt. But yeesh not that bad.
as a sign of how susceptible to marketing i am, now i want pizza
Now you see dad's point, HE WAS TRYING TO STOP YOU FROM BEING INFLUENCED BY BIG PIZZA.