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Tech tip for people who are not as good at computers as me: A great way to organise your files is by storing them in "folders". And the most useful part is that computers are so advanced nowadays that they automatically number your folders so that you can easily tell them apart ๐Ÿ‘

The leaders of all of the federal parties in Canada accidentally added me to their group chat

Only 6.6% of countries are full democracies. Canada is one of them. That's something to be proud of. Something worth fighting for. *Data comes from a division of The Economist. The report is interesting reading if you're worried about the state of modern politics.

Want a game that's fun for the whole family? Try Ladder Ham! It's the ultimate game of strategy!

Dear Olympic Committee, Due to recent housekeeping issues, safety concerns, contentious political climate, & the spirit of ethical sportsmanship, I suggest you pick a new country to host the #LA2028 Olympic Games. I no longer think the USA is a viable candidate. Sincerely, a concerned Californian

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My 4-point marketing plan to change negative views of jellyfish: 1. Rebrand them as Ocean Puppies 2. Dig up dirt on people who claim to have been stung by an ocean puppy and blackmail them to retract 3. Get ocean puppies into petting zoos so kids can pet them 4. If they sting any kids, see point 2

me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service

It is kinda funny that people are going wow Canada seems pretty united and pissed off and yeah I guess threatening to take over someoneโ€™s homeland and trying to economically ruin them might make folks a little upset thatโ€™s wild

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ITS FUN FACTS WITH BERNOULLI! You are more bacteria than a person!

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Trudeau quote that'll long be remembered: โ€œ๐™๐™๐™š ๐™๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™š๐™™ ๐™Ž๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š๐™จ ๐™ก๐™–๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™๐™š๐™™ ๐™– ๐™ฉ๐™ง๐™–๐™™๐™š ๐™ฌ๐™–๐™ง ๐™–๐™œ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐˜พ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™–๐™™๐™–, ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™จ ๐™˜๐™ก๐™ค๐™จ๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ง ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ, ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ž๐™ง ๐™˜๐™ก๐™ค๐™จ๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™ง๐™ž๐™š๐™ฃ๐™™. ๐˜ผ๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™จ๐™–๐™ข๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™ง๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ก๐™ ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™–๐™—๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™ฌ๐™ค๐™ง๐™ ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™จ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ซ๐™š๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐™๐™ช๐™จ๐™จ๐™ž๐™–, ๐™–๐™ฅ๐™ฅ๐™š๐™–๐™จ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™‘๐™ก๐™–๐™™๐™ž๐™ข๐™ž๐™ง ๐™‹๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ฃ: ๐™– ๐™ก๐™ฎ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™ข๐™ช๐™ง๐™™๐™š๐™ง๐™ค๐™ช๐™จ ๐™™๐™ž๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ง. ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™–๐™ ๐™š ๐™จ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™š."

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that the actual text of certain executive orders does NOT rename the entire Gulf of Mexico, and the area it renames is not technically a Gulf.

Winston Churchill wearing a dressing gown. Yes, I know I just posted it, but I want to turn it into a thread and here on bsky that doesn't really work so here we go again. A bit more about what he was wearing underneath...

I once met the leader of our country. I was wearing just an ordinary t-shirt, and he didn't care whether I was dressed up in a suit or not.

Slava Ukraini ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Putting โ€œTrump declares Pluto a planet againโ€ on my bingo card.

So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID. This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC. What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.

Canada every time Trump makes a โ€œGovernor Trudeauโ€ joke:

Nation to Nation collaboration sees Yellowstone bison come to Canada for the 1st time. 'Our old prophecies say that when the buffalo returns, our people will become strong once again' www.cbc.ca/news/indigen...

I'm sorry

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

I realize no one wants to hear context and "how we got here" when things are so knife-edged right now. But if we really want to make this a "reforming" moment we need to push for the reigning in of presidential power and authority. The problem is that both sides like that when they have it.

Love is in the air in these special Valentineโ€™s Day Texts From Bunsen! During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family. Those texts are saved. Today they are shared. This is Texts From Bunsen!

US Navy SEALs have a test to see if there are sharks near you. Dip your finger in the water, and taste it. If it's salty, they say, you're in the ocean, and there are probably sharks near you! While true, it doesn't account for dozens of species (NOT just bull sharks) in fresh or brackish water.

No, a humpback whale cannot swallow a human. This cannot happen and did not happen.

Fuck Trump. Fuck Elon. Expect us. #Anonymous youtu.be/Es8v7vXM480

JOIN CANADA

Oh you donโ€™t have a valentine for Valentineโ€™s Day? Lots of people donโ€™t have a shark for Shark Week.

Canadian Ballet

Botany valentine. Another from years past. New one on Monday!

A major scandal and our usually chatty premier appears to be AWOL. And guess whoโ€™s skipping her radio show this morning? Iโ€™ll allow you three guesses but the first two donโ€™t count. ๐Ÿ˜† Seriously though, thereโ€™s nothing funny about these allegations. You deserve answers. Donโ€™t let up the pressure.

at this point the USA honestly feels less like a country and more like an elaborate multi-year experiment to find the maximum possible cost of eggs

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

This is the text of the Montana bill banning mRNA vaccines. Scientifically inaccurate. Conceptually incoherent. Fearmongering nonsense. So it will likely pass. ๐ŸšจWe MUST work together to do more to counter this bunk. Rise up for reason!๐Ÿšจ

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

My place of work just put up a new fire safety sign in the office. It says "In case of fire, leave the building BEFORE posting it on social media". I wish I was joking. This is the beginning of the end of humanity.

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

Pitch for a new spy movie: a CIA agent spends years getting close to a terrorist suspect then just before he gets the crucial piece of evidence heโ€™s fired and replaced with a teenager who doesnโ€™t speak any foreign languages but does have a lot of followers on X. Everybody dies.

The trade war may be paused, but the battle is far from over. I know itโ€™s clichรฉ, but we really are stronger together. And if thereโ€™s one benefit to all this, itโ€™s how unified we are against Trumpโ€™s reckless policies. So letโ€™s keep: ๐Ÿ supporting local ๐Ÿ buying Canadian ๐Ÿ standing up to bullies

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I sat in a Waffle House in Florida in December and looked around at the friendly staff and quiet local customers and thoughtโ€ฆ Trump is going to fuck these people over so bad.

My newest fave curse is "May you be the sole subject of a Menswear Guy thread"

"If you get tired Learn to rest Not to quit" Credit Banksy Fox Friday

All about perspective sometimes ๐Ÿ˜