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recently I realized that "hold me closer tiny dancer" also fits this meter so you can use that melody if it's more your style

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too much darkness today please enjoy 54 seconds of my horse son enjoying one of his favorite hobbies, Zipper

submitted 4 hours ago • 52 comments

folks if you aren’t planning on retiring anytime soon it is okay not to check your 401K for a while

submitted 4 hours ago • 96 comments

When advisors cautioned LBJ against pushing for the Civil Rights Act because he’d lose votes and political capital, it’s said he responded, “Well, what the hell’s the presidency for?” I think about that often.

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thank you bonnie

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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 11 hours ago • 187 comments

I guess I've never heard all of "Disco Inferno" before, because it's 11 minutes long? How much cocaine were people doing back then to dance the whole time?

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respectfully, get our asses, sir

submitted 5 hours ago • 18 comments

you will now hear this tweet

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everyone: wow being a librarian is so cool you just get to read books all day your local librarian: today I had to break up a knife fight in the encyclopedia section

submitted 8 hours ago • 118 comments

I know this joint go “KABLAM” when you pull the trigger

submitted 16 hours ago • 18 comments

we really should’ve been meaner to anti-vaxxers and covid deniers

submitted 15 hours ago • 8 comments

Saving…ah yes, that thing people on SSI can’t do much of without losing their benefits?

submitted 14 hours ago • 5 comments

Anyone in the US looking for an extra 1.6 billion bushels of feed corn? Anyone? We got your hot feed corn here, right on the cob. Open those wallets and fill your pantries with pure, uncut, straight from the field feed corn.

submitted 12 hours ago • 19 comments

writing about the economics of fried chicken, call that Raisin’ Keynes

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Thinking today of the time I asked for an extension to an essay because I was miscarrying and the lecturer asked what I did to cause it. This is overdue and so welcome. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

submitted 13 hours ago • 20 comments

You can tell antivaxxers don’t actually care about children because a child died and these sickos are using it as an excuse to share juice recipes and promote their supplements. There’s more aluminum in a cup of carrot juice than in the two-dose MMR series. And carrot juice doesn’t prevent measles.

submitted 1 day ago • 92 comments

I yelled “Coyote begone!” which is maybe why it bit my tits off

submitted 10 hours ago • 63 comments

am i even good enough to have imposter syndrome

submitted 10 hours ago • 34 comments

hey remember the time Russia overextended in war, screwed up their economy, and then had a radical change of government

submitted 11 hours ago • 18 comments

Millennials are a goldilocks generation raised in the narrow window between leaded gasoline and social media and hooooo boy is that showing these days

submitted 14 hours ago • 83 comments

they should invent a weekend that is restful

submitted 9 hours ago • 20 comments

The Edge #pixelart #art #space #blue

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all

submitted 18 hours ago • 56 comments

Mathematically one of the greatest people to have ever lived.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

I'd be hesitant to take my healthy child to a buffet. Good Lord.

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Dear Media: Halting all aid to Gaza is not "pressuring Hamas." Collective punishment is a war crime. Starvation as a weapon of war is a war crime. Withholding medical care is a war crime. None of this is remotely controversial actually. Israel is doing war crimes, not "pressuring Hamas."

submitted 18 hours ago • 16 comments

"republicans are obsessed with your kids genitals and these patriots who fight in our military and just lead ordinary lives like yours just want to shit in peace" - easiest dem messaging on trans rights

submitted 17 hours ago • 11 comments

I also forgot about the "Call Me Maybe" parody with Cookie Monster.

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Have a Sesame Street song compilation going while I clean, and I forgot James Blunt did "My Triangle."

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I am become yogurt, creator of icks.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

A banana runt

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If you're going to be a cunt, at least have the metaphorical balls to say "hell."

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She could wear a paper bag and it would look like it came off a runway she's so regal

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Finally reunited

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Give Isabella Rossellini an Oscar and a gundam

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GUN SHOWS and CHURCHES and BILLIONAIRES. If you don't think the "center left" is a fucking joke, a grift, and the reason we got Trump and Musk 2, you absolutely should be nowhere near the fucking government. People are pissed. And not because Dems aren't showing up to gun shows

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Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee! #Futurama

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The worst thing about being attacked by a shark is knowing you deserved it

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Basil ate broccoli chips from Trader Joe's once when he was a kitten. I think he only did it because he liked the crunch. Found a bite taken out of a blueberry scone that was on the counter once. We didn't have Basil yet, and Duchess doesn't like anything fun, so it must have been Oreo.

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Randomly saw my high school choir teacher in a store in Hot Springs. Neither one of us lives near Hot Springs.

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In light of our country's current trajectory, I, George Wallace, hereby confirm that I will never jump and/or fall out of a window. Any such incident should be immediately viewed as some fascist bullshit and whatnot.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

Throw out expired doxycycline, though (which you shouldn't have anyway, because you take all your antibiotics). It will fuck you up. Or maybe it was tetracycline. Either way, Google. Most things are fine, though.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Hot take: Social security is good actually

submitted 3 days ago • 452 comments