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I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.

at some point you do have to reckon with the fact that the government is being run by and for people who mainly watch TV so they can imagine themselves in the room hollering at everyone

I'm a one-issue voter, and this is that issue. I want to lose $100k every month on something called Groincoin or $hart, and I don't want the fucking GOVERNMENT telling me I can't. Also I have injured 100% of my body in interactions with hot dog rollers at 7/11. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/b...

hwatevah one mahht say for Lee and his ordahs, and this and that military wisdom and so on, one must agree that Pickett's chahge was ah prahme example of "livin mas". unfortunately for the men undah his command it also led to dyin mas

hey guys I'm trying to establish right-wing dictatorship in a wealthy, diverse, and relatively robust democracy. the ideal political economy for my project is one in which I've picked fights with the military and professional classes and strapped a ticking time bomb to Wall Street, right?

Maybe we weren’t meant to wake up and read 20 terrible things immediately.

dearest capcom, we call upon you to show the best in humanity. it may seem trivial to release ‘monster hunter wilds’ less than 48 hours early, but by doing so you’ll be providing a much-needed distraction to those self-isolating from the scary circumstances of the outside world.

i loooove her

Frustrating that the problem “the worst people in the world are obsessed with going to space and hate basic safety regulations” hasn’t solved itself

this dude scanned the headlines, took the measure of society and correctly decided a nation deranged enough to reelect Trump was an ideal target for the second most obvious scam of all time

I love you punch out #punchout

Am I the strongest?

Miss All Sunday, Nico Robin 🏴‍☠️ 💖

DAY ONE OVER! thank you so very much to everyone who came through and helped raise a third of our goal in less than three hours!!!!! here is what requests i got today. i am now going to go rest and recuperate my aching body, i will see yall TOMORROW for mario party 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #art

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

DMG I painted on stream this year ☺️

Aisha commission for Blackwindxiii

Felicia

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

On this day, Kirby Super Star Ultra is now as old as Kirby himself was when that game first released; it is now at the midpoint of the series. The game is now closer to Kirby's creation than it is to the present. Kirby Super Star Ultra is officially old.

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

sharing my proudest tweet here

Nostalgia is such a disease dude. The finite nature of art underscores its beauty and whimsy, if you love something let it die!

trump: we are going to save on social security by euthanizing everyone’s grandparents and replacing them with guys who respond “i’ve never had this problem” on tech support threads dems: the middle class did not vote for a gay president

SAVE ME PRESIDENT JESUS. SAVE ME PRIME MINISTER JESUS. SAVE ME MAYOR JESUS!!!

#JerkmateRanked #RealBeaters #TipTicklers #GoochGrabbers #ShaftStrokers #MeatManglers

an official sattou / ace attorney collab, i'm dying

This is Uni's perfect paw! :3 うにの完璧なお手です

Time to break out the ol' reliable

strawberry and her girlfriend #sparkleonraven #digitalart

future societies looking back at this moment in american history, please don’t be scared. it can’t happen in your society.

I mean I think the obvious answer is that no, Americans have no idea what this means for their lives the "oh shit what have we done" turn we're all hoping for is simply not going to happen until the material ramifications become clear we are going to have to touch the stove

#StateOfPlay "DOUG" Announced for 2026.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

You pieces of shit are demanding democrats do something instead of giving them money and otherwise not bothering them

i don’t care what the government says we are going to continue innovating and creating new transgender surgeries

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