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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

submitted 17 days ago • 288 comments

*claps, cries*

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

making money moves

submitted 27 days ago • 622 comments

Upside, inside out She's livin' la vida loca She'll git commit --amend --no-edit && git push -f Livin' la vida loca

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

[werner herzog voice] the looney tunes are an abomination. the little bald man shoots the duck in the face but he lives. the coyote is crushed by many anvils, and yet he continues. these unnatural beings cannot die - and without death, what is the value of life itself?

submitted 57 days ago • 232 comments

Lies about the wildfire are out of control www.readtpa.com/p/the-rights...

submitted 60 days ago • 9 comments

I think BLT is my favorite food

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?

submitted 66 days ago • 249 comments

Mister Rogers never misses

submitted 66 days ago • 169 comments

I haven't coded since last year hurr durr

submitted 68 days ago • 9 comments

Not good. Clocked into work at the time factory today and they had this baby dressed exactly like me

submitted 69 days ago • 17 comments

I miss fennel tea and soft cheese

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

"I remember how much the 'Dailygraph' and 'The Whitby Gazette', of which I had made cuttings, had helped us to understand the terrible events at Whitby when Count Dracula landed, so I shall look through the evening papers since then, and perhaps I shall get some new light." -Mina's journal

submitted 91 days ago • 20 comments

me trying every new js library i read on github

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submitted 78 days ago • 20 comments

All the grocery store employees groan as I enter wearing this and head to the rotisserie chicken stand

submitted 79 days ago • 21 comments

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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

submitted 84 days ago • 400 comments

Your PR when you make one giant commit instead of a bunch of small ones as you work

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments

Not to be dramatic, but I’ve been thinking this bowl all morning. It’s little feet!

submitted 88 days ago • 17 comments

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef

submitted 91 days ago • 97 comments

Physical therapist: You have to engage your glutes Me, recently escaped my traditional family who tried to force me into an arranged marriage with my own Ass: Never

submitted 92 days ago • 15 comments

I love period dramas I have one every month

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

My god, yes!!!! I was just talking to my brother about the tripod trilogy, and he had no memory of reading it together

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

A re-upload for you

submitted 104 days ago • 16 comments

After my husband washed my hair in the sink so my stitches wouldn’t get wet I feel so grateful and so CLEAN. The kitchen floor though? That needs to get mopped up now lol

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

The “C” in CSS stands for “JavaScript”.

submitted 121 days ago • 7 comments

Alright skeet

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta be honest I like threads more

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

The real monster in Dracula (1897) is the reader, for reading these people’s private correspondences without their permission

submitted 140 days ago • 36 comments