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Self Proclaimed Expert Procrastinator, In early planning for a Let's Play Solo Podcast. Hope to update on that whenever I get around to it.
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I had to explain to managers at work that I will probably be unable to attend GenCon for the next several years, between the TSA crackdowns and the federal prohibition against transgender bathroom access (affecting airports).

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this is days old now but im still fascinated by the fact that he censored the word ‘fuck’ but chose to say the r word uncensored. just a perfect look into the world of anti-woke gen x mindset

I always hated this attitude of being told you're enjoying something "wrong" if you're critical of it at the same time. as if the only correct way to enjoy media is to shut your brain off and not think about it lol

sonic twitter is stuck in a time loop where every month or two someone posts a screenshot of our videos and says “this ruined sonic….” because a random person made a poorly timed reference and then for two days straight everyone argues about it. i’m so tired.

Baristas on strike? Good. If Starbucks can charge $8 for a Venti Peppermint Mocha, they can afford to pay the people who make it more than pocket change.

HELL YEAH: Democratic Rep. Rosa DeLauro SLAMS “President Elon Musk” for interfering with the budget process. “What does he know?? When the government is shut down, is he furloughed?? Hell no!”

Shoutouts to that brief three years when he was heavily inspired by Mr. Beast videos, thinking he could just buy good PR and he ended up donating the wrong kind of ventilators to hospitals during COVID and then yelled at publications for reporting on his mistake. www.cnn.com/2020/04/17/t...

Sound about right.

So a bunch of shidiots said they were voting for an “America first man of the people” because he was “strong on the economy” but what they got was a foreign born billionaire who’s shutting our government down & crippling our economy at Christmas when it will hurt THEM the most. Do I have that right?

"It's emblematic not only of the party’s gerontocracy but of its tendency to treat powerful positions as a kind of renumeration for loyalty, longevity, and legacy—often at the expense of the party’s best interests."

#Balatro is now rated 18+ 🃏 The game's creator fires back: "Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"

The polio vaccine worked so well, humans forgot polio existed — and somehow that’s the problem.

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

Purring so hard it’s mostly just snorts

Yes AI art is ugly, but that isn't the problem with AI art. AI art will get better and it will still be unacceptable. AI art is built on stolen art. AI music is built on stolen music. AI videos are built on stolen videos. AI text is built on stolen text. Across all mediums, fuck AI.

ASTRO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Capcom and Hideki Kamiya have announced a new Okami sequel.

If you’re going to mourn, mourn for the parents bankrupted trying to save their children. Mourn for the cancer patients who died because their treatment was “too expensive.”

this powerpuff comic panel still resonates with me.

so judgmental

I ASK AGAIN WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL ON TWITTER

A good chunk of the replies/quotes I've had recently:

I play one Remedy game at the start of the year and this happens to my Wrapped. Well damn deserved, Poets of the Fall is an incredible band I wish I listened too sooner.

Comments like: “I will never pick up a pencil again” or “i should kms” under other peoples work rlly makes me question if some of y’all just think art is a competition. For me it’s about personal creative expression rather than feeling the need to say something so weird and hide it as a compliment.

Such a cissy.

When i open bsky and there's no premium sale popup in my face every 2 seconds

The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.

But they’re not concerned at all about Trump wanting to be a dictator. Gee, wonder why? 🤔

The lack of self-awareness is almost impressive.

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy. It’s not rocket science.

Why is ‘radical leftist’ used as an insult? 😂 It’s radical to want people to have healthcare? Better to be a radical leftist than a radical fascist.

Recall what happened with the FBI when Nixon politicized it by appointing Patrick Gray director. The rank and file leaked, leaked and leaked up to the assistant director (aka Mark Felt/Deep Throat) level. They destroyed Nixon. Trump is inviting big trouble with Kash Patel.

the big twitter account’s guide to bluesky -shittalk bluesky for a year then pivot to seeking validation -bemoan everyone’s healthy reevaluation of how they use social media -insist twitter is still useful for you, exceptionally, personally -complain you somehow can’t build a bluesky following

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