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guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

These modern day billionaire oligarchs should try being more like the wealthy industry tycoons of the past (dead).

The crowd recognized it, responded by cheering, and he acknowledged that in return. It isn't some sneaky thing a few elites are caught up in, dogwhistling to the fringes. It is the base of their movement. Because they're Nazis. Sincere, unambiguous fans of Hitler and everything that goes with that.

i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

One thing Democratic leadership could do right now is to name an alternate HHS secretary--someone to provide ongoing public updates and health information. And do it for other departments too. Start showing voters what a Democratic government would look like--press conferences, speeches, all of it.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

It's always wild when someone's go-to attack line is "you didn't even put on a uniform to defend freedom." I mean, did you? That may well have been your intent, but outside of, honestly, like logistics support for Ukraine, what's a conflict in the last 30 years that saw freedom defended by US troops

Steve Gerber, prophet. (from Marvel Two-in-One #3 (1974) by Gerber, Sal Buscema & Joe Sinnott.)

Jesus: The poor. The poor. The poor. The poor. The poor. The poor. The poor. The poor. American churches. Sex!

I'm struck by the near-total failure of leadership across civil society, in a country that fetishizes the concept. Whole sections of leadership books at every bookstore. Named, endowed "leadership" institutes and curricula across higher ed. Awards and special recognition for "leaders." AND YET

maybe there was actually a pretty good reason for the 14th amendment to have banned insurrectionists who tried to overthrow the government from serving in government and the decision to just decide it was a dead letter and ignore it was a horrible mistake?

wow, hr@opm tells me that if I would just resign, a new life awaits me in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

Ask yourself what you’d think about another country if a new regime quickly prohibited all government agencies from communicating with the public, then began deleting data from government websites that it deemed unacceptable.

if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: Our beloved Canada is under threat. The threat comes from the president of the US—a convicted felon and known predator. But the threat is also being driven by the hate algorithms of oligarchs like Elon Musk….

I went to post about the National Japanese American Memorial in D.C., which is beautiful but usually missed by tourists. It is a deeply staggering admission of guilt and a warning to future Americans. I went to link to the inscriptions and- Well, they took the site down. www.nps.gov/places/japan...

If you're enraged by showing consideration to those different from you, the problem AIN'T those different from you.

I can’t overstate how many fascists became fascists because they wanted more control over a specific woman in their lives.

Every single fucking state government run by a Democrat should do this. Fight the fuck back already.

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

elon musk directed the primary regulator of his primary business -- a federal contractor -- to resign. he holds no office other than 'president's largest donor.' at an oligarch's command, he resigned. one week later, the first aviation crash in the last sixteen years happened.

Just donated to Trans Lifeline to help our friends and family being persecuted by this new regime. IF you have some $ to spare, please consider doing likewise? Even a few bucks helps. But if not, some real LOUD support from the cis community would also be great. ❤️ link: translifeline.org/donate/

[looking at doomsday clock] well if i go to bed now i can still get a few minutes of sleep before the apocalypse

it’s round two, you hashtag resist people really gotta stop using bizarre nicknames for Trump. “Orange Drumpf” etc didn’t hit in 2016 and it extremely does not hit now

I sooooooo can't wait for Andor Season 2 in April 🤗

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

i am going to need people to understand that the internet is no longer protected from censorship for Americans. Not just social media apps. The internet. If you need information on something, start grabbing screenshots or even taking notes.

A thing about cars is that you can rent one if you need one occasionally, but the amount of bullshit you have to go through with a car to have one for necessary daily living... people just don't want it. And the overuse of cars means that most of these people have HAD to go car-free at some point

Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

“my eyes are up here” i say, pointing to my jar of eyeballs on the top shelf

NEW: People who are detained in jail (before any conviction) are charged 'lodging fees' for each night they are held, saddled with debt they can't afford that drags them down. A Pennsylvania county just ended that practice & wiped millions in debt: boltsmag.org/jail-debt-an...

The red book app thing really highlights how whenever people try to explain what's going on in social media they always focus on motives like politics or loneliness or harassment or celebrities and never on humor. Jokes are as primal a human need as anything and are a big driver of online choices

Neil Gaiman shouldn’t be treated like an extreme outlier. It’s not fame or following that enables men like Gaiman to act the way they do. It’s power. And power can be A-list celebrity status or it can be the head of any ordinary household or a leader in any local community.

Forty years ago tonight, the harrowing and grimly realistic nuclear war drama “Threads” first aired in the United States on cable superstation WTBS, thanks to station owner and concerned citizen Ted Turner III. The unforgettable film is currently streaming for free in the United States on Kanopy.

Zuckerberg appears to think letting the market decide is “virtue signaling.” It’s not virtue signaling, it’s “quality signaling” and we’re signaling your product sucks monkey balls.

remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity