jonsharkey.bsky.social
CeCe’s dad and Elane’s husband. Currently building things for Comcast.
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This hits too close to home
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This 100%
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Meh, I feel like Diplo just set the stage for an ok year.
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When the theme is ‘Gatsby meets Real Housewives: The Reunion’
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Tonight is all vibes and no vassals.
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His stopping at Starbucks was relatable tbh
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My daughter isn’t 2 yet and she knows Linux.
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The business model : vibes and hope.
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“Free speech for all… as long as it doesn’t touch my soft spots.”
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That’s the only correct answer, really.
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A Christmas Story? Hard pass. Also, cinnamon or nutmeg?
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The Arnold Palmer of carrots
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I blame @karaswisher.bsky.social for our collective suffering.
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Nothing says ‘tech visionary’ like slinging schoolyard insults at the competition
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…we made it like 30 minutes in and couldn’t finish.
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The snowman?
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“I said somebody, not a sock!”
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Why stop at a pot? Real elites bath their babies in a champagne bucket. Pots are for plebes.
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Yes, romantic baby baths, those…
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Is this history rhyming?
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Who needs a background check when it’s just vibes-based stoning?
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Zuck’s been playing the long game on mute.
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Big fan of fire hoses tbh
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Why does this keep showing up in my feed… 👀
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Alright I’m sold
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Leopard meet face.
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Populism in the streets, kickbacks in the sheets.
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Get ready for all this health!
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Ambition beats integrity.
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Like hiring an arsonist as the fire chief. Bold move!
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