jordanb239.bsky.social
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"i do not consent to being tracked by the government" he said while driving around in his car from the shadow president thats always connected to the internet
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I wonder what the rest of his planet is like
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fuck CPAC we're going to CPAP
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well its a room full of guys who stopped going to school when they were children so
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hope they plant a flag in the ice somehow
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yeah i am very close to just tuning out entirely bsky.app/profile/alex...
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this has me thinking about how theres no rule against putting down a fake job there. they dont verify anything, you can say you work anywhere
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I am a big strong advertising firm but I get easily intimidated by the hot dog lady
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I'm here for spider man but he decides to not be a superhero
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my question was like what do
they do after they get out? just like... go to baggage claim as normal? it was an international flight so do you still have to stand in the normal immigration line with everyone else after being in a plane crash?
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"the Nazis won't talk to me anymore" think about what are you asking for
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dang i wish this said a new *plane* of physical existence because that sounds like a better place to be right now tbh
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cant believe they arent sticking with Dangerous Donald
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[Young Frankenstein Puttin on the Ritz voice] Poopies on the Strip
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I'll respectfully listen to and understand counter arguments. I have no misconceptions about what it is lol
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man I *like* checkers but someone going to the mat this hard for them has me reevaluating
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gotta hope that eventually these AI investors that spend all of their time trying to justify its existence will realize that the populace's refusal to embrace it isnt the problem
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mark the models cant even correctly summarize a classic movie bsky.app/profile/ocke...
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the most accurate western PA accent on television remains Pawnsylvania
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[yinzer-est voice possible] triage
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we just used genes from "other organisms" for the baby, hope that makes things clear!
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might be a metaphor, who's to say
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halftime entertainment if Red Panda is busy
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Emil Fiasco, excellent fake name
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F1 drivers are daredevils who have a high threshold for what's considered crazy and exciting to watch, and for them that's motogp
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all I tell my girl Donna is that my wife isn't the biggest fan of roses but likes wildflowers and she always comes through
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it's like a safety car
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he looks like if the Robbie Williams ape movie was about Jerry Seinfeld
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at this point it would at least be *something*
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idk how many senators there are who can scale a wall like they did in Korea
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come and take it (2x daily)
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thinking about becoming a molon labe guy but for meds
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how soon until they change the rainbow sashes to gold, if they haven't done so already
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if more people knew that they are megafauna similar to large African mammals like an elephant people would treat them differently
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lot of poop too
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an update: bsky.app/profile/jenn...
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i was thinking to myself yesterday that the internet should turn off every night like old tv used to do
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having a wife is woke now
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if I were on the PK I think I would just lie down and make them try to pass it over or around me. it's not against the rules and I can save my energy
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but how will they get their next book published
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the statement does say accounts, plural
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the profane sticker is an anti-nazi sticker!
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its not even a pro-nazi sticker on the truck lmao. it says "Nazis Fuck Off"
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dog caught the car
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one (1) tournament appearance. was supposed to bring us back to at least somewhat close to what we were under Dixon, and 7 seasons later....
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to be clear, its named after a different Bragg now. doesnt dissuade from your point though