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Will Ferrell dressed up as Buddy the Elf for the Kings game 🏒🎄

submitted 58 days ago • 106 comments

so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

submitted 61 days ago • 1709 comments

"Oh the misery. Everybody wants to be my enemy!" - J Robert Oppenheimer

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soulja boy saying YOOOOOOOOUUUU gives me more energy than any stimulant the soviets could invent

submitted 73 days ago • 24 comments

Gotta say, I'm pretty impressed with EA AntiCheat right now. The way it's managed to prevent me from cheating in BF2042 by blue-screening every time I open the game is just top class anti-cheat protection.

submitted 73 days ago • 35 comments

"Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows."

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At work.....😮‍💨again

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The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”

submitted 79 days ago • 217 comments

now that im *looking* at the lyrics of frosty the snowman, i think it might actually be about someone who got high and tried to run from the cops

submitted 79 days ago • 45 comments

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.

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Two stages of writing: 1) This shouldn't take too long 2) Oh no

submitted 84 days ago • 580 comments

Thank you everyone for streaming, buying, sharing and listening to my music this year. You all are the reason I’m still here today.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

If we're not calling the 4B movement "Batten Down the Snatches", what are we even doing

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This needs to be said, loud, and often.

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Finished this #crossstitch memento for my Star Wars obsessed little brother of his cat that passed away #craftysky

submitted 93 days ago • 128 comments

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet??? Because they lactose

submitted 93 days ago • 616 comments

🧠 🍑

submitted 93 days ago • 20 comments

just heard an Italian man on the bus say 'mama mia'. it was crazy. just like mario

submitted 94 days ago • 6 comments

LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk

submitted 101 days ago • 246 comments

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

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oh hj

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test

submitted 108 days ago • 1108 comments

you guys christmas music was on the radio and i didn’t mind. idk what stage of grief this is but i just wanted to keep everyone updated

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I’m in the hall of the mountain king and he’s playing goofy-ass music unbefitting his station

submitted 109 days ago • 3 comments

when the Beatles said "I am the egg man" did they mean it or were they just trying to scare me???

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

"Your body, MY choice." Cool, bro. Same.

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kind of vibe Ive been on lately

submitted 110 days ago • 3 comments

my cab driver is getting his life to a sam smith song right now

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

I understand we’re having another spike of new arrivals from That Other Place, so welcome, here’s a celebratory fruit basket, please be aware that orcas are our national mammal here, they embody the “fuck it, we wreckin’ yachts” revolutionary proletariat spirit we prize so highly

submitted 111 days ago • 286 comments

ngl, I've spent my entire day playing cyberpunk because it feels better to be able to play in a dystopian world than it is to actually live in one

submitted 112 days ago • 85 comments

Double down on your artist support while they rebuild after moving from Twitter 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

"Oh, you like music? Name all the songs."

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment