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He/Him. Mediocre drummer, Boston sports fan, and epileptic. Often found at the movies.
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*in response to the local children pointing and laughing at me* they are so triggered

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

mario kart peeked with double dash imo

in addition to being a contemptible liar and hollow opportunist, jd vance is also just pathetic. only a guy who has fried his brain on social media would even think to say something like this

True story: when my older boys were little, they both got whooping cough even though they were vaccinated. It was bad. We asked the pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated. They would’ve died, he said. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Yeah yeah he’s cringe but can you imagine being dumb enough to fall for this shit? Like oh sure the worlds richest man with billions in government contracts is saying that disability payments are the real scam, he seems legit lol

there is something demonic about the robots in the grocery stores

after a decade long debate about “cancel culture” i honest to god cant think of a single person off the top of my head who was actually “canceled”

feels very bourgeois to wish our fascists at least weren't so tacky, but man they really give it their all

"At 39%, this 2011 sequel holds the lowest score for a Pixar film on Rotten Tomatoes, but it's perhaps more infamous for one theatergoer's unfortunate incident involving beans."

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

we’ve no doubt had sexual predators in office forever, but the fact that people are knowingly, willingly voting for predatory men at all levels of government is disturbing in a way that’s difficult to articulate.

elon musk is scheduled to throw out the first pitch at your favorite baseball team's opening day while wearing a t shirt from your favorite band in his ongoing effort to insert himself into and singularly ruin every aspect of your life

It's been real y'all

elon musk being pitched on auschwitz 2: “UMMM based much? 💯😂”

For as much as people have memory-holed 2020, they’ve memoryholed the Delta and Omicron waves even more. 16k people per day were dying during Delta in September 2021 and 20k per day were dying during Omicron in January 2022. There was still significant reason to be concerned!

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

Party leadership is just incapable of accepting responsibility for anything ever

it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

it’s wild how quickly all of society breaks down when the people in charge ruin everything intentionally

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

It wouldn’t help, but I wish every journalist and pundit and podcaster and so forth who said we were overreacting, or who just printed obviously false denials, would reckon with their failures and quit the fields.

not sure how to say without sounding hokey but i will throw down for trans people every time. i will ride with you trans people you aren't alone

It takes until a Palestinian politician quoted in the 20th paragraph of this story before this "remarkable proposal" is accurately described as ethnic cleansing

that moment when gender is definitely an unchangable biological truth so you have to enforce it via fascistic law

US median voters have wonderous minds

DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡 REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]

I will never stop being mad about how the media has treated the anti-trans movement as a group of ordinary people with legitimate concerns rather than the obvious frothing bigots they are.

me tryna figure out what I want for dinner

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid

today is one of those days where i woke up this morning knowing i was gonna order something outrageous for dinner

the double edged sword of everyone being incredibly stupid all the time which brings me laughter but the problem is these people run the entire world

mood

“The fast-fashionification of all our clothing is to blame for the precipitous decline in sweater quality.” defector.com/how-to-buy-a...

I hope the stresses of his life don’t get to Elon Musk and he does something really rash that he can’t take back. I hope he doesn’t realize that nobody loves him and he’s the least funny man alive. I think if that happened he might do something bad! And I REALLY hope he doesn’t do that! I’m serious!

absolutely amped for Nosferatu, Eggers is that mf

Regular ass guy: damn this country has a lotta problems it would be great if we could solve one of them Our elites: we're going to bring back polio

when the grinch even takes the last can of who-hash

it’s genuinely insane today isn’t friday

a few months ago i got recognized by a group in a bar and ended up chatting with them for awhile and met their friend who has cancer and struggling with the system for anyone confused why people feel catharsis or happy about what happened to the united CEO today, learn👇

I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen