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Uh, ok, we’re on like the 4th iteration of this and wtf is going on?

submitted 7 days ago • 1500 comments

experts ring alarm bells as America's strategic reserves of GOMBOOGUS Pro V9 4K Support Self Focus Projector with WiFi 6 and Bluetooth 5.2, 600 ANSI Native 1080P Outdoor Movie Projector, Auto 6D Keystone & 50% Zoom, Home Theater Projector for Phone/TV Stick/PC dwindle to dangerous lows

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.

submitted 25 days ago • 46 comments

In the UK the voices of trans people continue to be ignored, systematically excluded. Answers pertaining to questions over our rights & our healthcare are sought from overt bigots. We try to speak, they don't listen. For how much longer do they expect speech to be our primary method of resisting?

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

The thing about this guy is that he’s a total product of right-wing affirmative action and you literally would never have heard of him if he was a liberal.

submitted 30 days ago • 243 comments

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

submitted 37 days ago • 14 comments

If you told me this picture was taken in 1984 instead of 2025 I would swear to god this is the guy from the halfway house who sold formaldehyde-laced weed to us junior high school kids until he got busted for touching himself while peeping in the window of Mrs. Kennedy's classroom.

submitted 36 days ago • 29 comments

We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.

submitted 44 days ago • 36 comments

Perhaps the Gamers are alright

submitted 52 days ago • 445 comments

I think what is making everyone so angry isn’t just the cowardice of Senate Democrats, it’s their cowardice in comparison to the random normal person who runs for school board to oust a Moms for Liberty freak

submitted 58 days ago • 135 comments

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

submitted 65 days ago • 87 comments

This is the room he'll be speaking in, where people plan to stand and politely clap and then blather about "respecting the office."

submitted 68 days ago • 22 comments

just an endless supply of absolute fucking morons all the way down

submitted 68 days ago • 39 comments

Sorry I just really can’t get over these things being booed by more than one person in a clown wig at once. That feels significant in a hard to articulate way.

submitted 68 days ago • 5 comments

lol

submitted 69 days ago • 167 comments

I can’t wait to get old so I get to participate in the Technically-Not-Fraud Economy every day for the rest of my life.

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

Based on who’d probably use this app and the general “thoroughness” of service-app safety/background checks, I say we let this one play itself out

submitted 82 days ago • 27 comments

These dummies could have had a compliant corporate Dem with literal Uber lobbyists on her staff and instead they did school shootings and measles

submitted 85 days ago • 59 comments

god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick

submitted 87 days ago • 4905 comments

the contempt senate dems have for their own base that they would play act at obstruction while quietly greasing the wheels and then expect that to placate people angry about their inaction. just stage managed nonsense.

submitted 87 days ago • 31 comments

They’re absolutely going for it. Doesn’t mean they’re going to be successful, and in fact I think it’s like shooting the moon, but everyone needs to understand what they are attempting.

submitted 92 days ago • 218 comments

yes it's true that Pete Hegseth could simply decline to spend the 150k on an emergency paint job and new drapes. but that would be silly given all the money we've saved medicating hiv positive babies

submitted 92 days ago • 87 comments

there's an insane fox news grandma on twitter literally named "karen orlando" who angrily replies to all my posts. I started just replying that she was my "strongest soldier" whenever she did this and slowly but surely she has become kind and polite to me. it's like breaking a wild horse lol

submitted 95 days ago • 62 comments

Hear me out — If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is. Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.

submitted 96 days ago • 74 comments

I do not want to see pictures of that one Based DOGE Zoomer with the broccoli haircut anymore. He looks like if one of the Ghoulies was 1) real and 2) rich enough that his dad owned a sailboat. He looks a toilet brush that somehow developed the ability to become libertarian. Enough.

submitted 97 days ago • 101 comments

Must've talked to hundreds of federal officials this week. One motivating factor in them reaching out, I'm told, is feeling like Congress is useless

submitted 100 days ago • 176 comments

I'm starting a new streaming video app where people can walk you through psychotic food preparations and give actionably criminal finance advice. But mine will be made in the USA. Also after I raise a billion dollars for this I am going to reveal the absolute worst political opinions imaginable.

submitted 112 days ago • 15 comments