there's an insane fox news grandma on twitter literally named "karen orlando" who angrily replies to all my posts. I started just replying that she was my "strongest soldier" whenever she did this and slowly but surely she has become kind and polite to me. it's like breaking a wild horse lol - ThreadSky

krang.bsky.social • 98 days ago

there's an insane fox news grandma on twitter literally named "karen orlando" who angrily replies to all my posts. I started just replying that she was my "strongest soldier" whenever she did this and slowly but surely she has become kind and polite to me. it's like breaking a wild horse lol

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captain-ventris.itch.io•98 days ago

A rough approximation of the degree of higher
functions found in such people.

ehirsch.bsky.social•98 days ago

Let’s Save Karen Orlando’s Soul

kevinmurtaugh.bsky.social•98 days ago

lol nice one 🫡

ignorantme.bsky.social•98 days ago

Kristi Noem would shoot the horse.

retrodish.bsky.social•98 days ago

asimki.bsky.social•98 days ago

😂😂😂

hesnoroydonk.bsky.social•98 days ago

You are becoming the grandchild that she has but who no longer invites her over for holidays

shnake.bsky.social•98 days ago

not likely the same person but I found this and it comes off as one of those fake websites in Grand Theft Auto https://karenorlando.com/

freecialis.bsky.social•98 days ago

Karen Orlando

drpepsi.bsky.social•98 days ago

That’s a Dan Quinniverse name

krang.bsky.social•98 days ago

it's such a great name tbh

tammysall.bsky.social•98 days ago

There Was Something In The Air That Night , The Stars Were Bright , Karen Orlando , They Were Shining There For You And Me , For Liberty, Karen Orlando

theravennareport.com•98 days ago

😭😭

stashdragon.bsky.social•98 days ago

Some people grow up never being taught what love and compassion are. They break down when they receive it.

allhailmogambo.bsky.social•98 days ago

where is the "you can post it!" guy nowadays

anceldelambert.bsky.social•98 days ago

If we're lucky: rehab

chips.bsky.social•98 days ago

waiting outside Krang's house probably

olebuc.bsky.social•98 days ago

Good work! In my experience they kick and fart a lot during the break-in period.

abysswatchr.bsky.social•98 days ago

That's actually kind of endearing lol

localproducer.bsky.social•98 days ago

I did this on Reddit one time, and after like a 10 comment thread back and forth, dude went from wanting to throw me out of a helicopter to wanting to grab a beer lmao

skeletonkeyed.bsky.social•98 days ago

fuck, Karen Orlando is such a good name

prof.hazardlabs.com•98 days ago

I'll see it and raise you a @michelleparadise.bsky.social

skeletonkeyed.bsky.social•98 days ago

oh yeah that owns

wizardman4.bsky.social•98 days ago

Maybe these guys just want someone who is nice to them. Like Trump does compliment his supporters a lot maybe it’s some sort of emotional starvation

astrocat.bsky.social•98 days ago

It's totally that. They say nasty things just to get engagement, being nice back just short circuits the pathway and they're nice back because they want good engagement but they don't really know how, they just know they can be nasty to get replies

luketheyeti.bsky.social•98 days ago

Back in 2015 I was text banking for Bernie and I got some incredibly rude initial responses from people, but if I replied politely they seemed to calm right down and many would actually have a conversation with me.

astrocat.bsky.social•98 days ago

It reminds me of a family I once knew as a teen. They would yell at each other - full force, full anger, just immediately, about anything. Just anything, like 'what would you like to eat'. Evolution had turned their family infighting to complete and total escalation immediately

ymartin.bsky.social•98 days ago

Well done.

britaing.bsky.social•98 days ago

I picture more of a Crocodile Dundee/water buffalo situation

https://www.sheknows.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/crocodile-dundee-water-buffalo-gif-o_npdfmx.gif

ksarasara.bsky.social•98 days ago

Brilliant!

outofnames.bsky.social•98 days ago

Karen Orlando or Robert California?

socialthot.bsky.social•98 days ago

Jackie Daytona

brentneyh.bsky.social•98 days ago

Pretty sure this is how Kevin Smith deradicalized Megan Phelps-Roper?

lithobolos.bsky.social•98 days ago

Why are you on Twitter?

topogeom.bsky.social•98 days ago

Karen Talahassee won’t be defeated so simply.

itstygrey.bsky.social•98 days ago

Dunno… you see FSU this year??

ohmyitsbrad.bsky.social•98 days ago

She likes when you rub her muzzle

automax.bsky.social•97 days ago

heyoooo *clik clik* easy girl

tgpudney.bsky.social•98 days ago

I called a guy silly earlier and he replied that he hadn’t thought before he spoke. It’s like the birds and animals flying away in disaster movies.

gwaactopus.bsky.social•98 days ago

The Florida Project

ginamarieglenn.bsky.social•98 days ago

That is some sick long-game shit I approve 👍

noddemix.bsky.social•98 days ago

Let's Break Karen Orlando's Horse

coletteshade.bsky.social•98 days ago

I asked someone what their problem was, they told me “a lot actually,” I suggested they get some help instead of harassing random people online, and they said “yeah, that’s probably a good idea actually.”

slurmslurper.bsky.social•98 days ago

Karen Orlando and Krang

erksynerksy.bsky.social•98 days ago

Is she the one that posts 👇 all the time?

ethnicohioan.bsky.social•97 days ago

I think this qualifies as doing politics these days

oplopanax.ca•98 days ago

That's a Duncan Idaho of a name.

oplopanax.ca•98 days ago

It's a real Richard Florida

nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social•97 days ago

Jackie Daytona.

vuzhmusic.bsky.social•97 days ago

Doctor Detroit

oplopanax.ca•97 days ago

Doctor Manhattan

rschlock.bsky.social•97 days ago

Tommy Cleveland

papapishu.bsky.social•98 days ago

Stroking her hair and extending a handful of oats and going “easy there girl”

carrythe0.bsky.social•97 days ago

Keep that palm flat

banneduser.space•98 days ago

whohoah there girl click click

krang.bsky.social•98 days ago

don't walk behind her tho

padawanjon.bsky.social•98 days ago

I've seen a horse kick sideways, their reach is only about 2 feet. Respect them.

jbthrowawayy.bsky.social•98 days ago

oh my god I need screenshots lmao

krang.bsky.social•98 days ago

december 2024 vs february 2025

furnace.bsky.social•98 days ago

She’s right tho by your bullshit is tiresome

daivin.bsky.social•98 days ago

It's impossible to read "Fuck you, Krang" and not immediately start laughing.

greatpretender133.bsky.social•98 days ago

omelaspatriot.bsky.social•98 days ago

Obsessed with this exchange

jasondws.bsky.social•98 days ago

You are slowly brainwashing Grandma MAGA into the Kult of Krang and I am so here for this.

mikepipper.bsky.social•98 days ago

Amazing

leeleewhy.bsky.social•98 days ago

Could this be the key to it all....
I'm gonna use this on a reply guy and see what happens.

briansantacruz.bsky.social•98 days ago

the MAGA whisperer!

krang.bsky.social•98 days ago

and for the record, the thing she was agreeing with me on was very woke!! she is a virulent transphobe but every day she gets a little better

artemisiabalm.bsky.social•98 days ago

This is actually heartening.

esteeland.bsky.social•98 days ago

in all seriousness, it really is.

artemisiabalm.bsky.social•98 days ago

Yeah! No sarcasm here, full serious on this one.

kittyvons.bsky.social•98 days ago

Lack of community is making people crazier than they were.

tunaghost.bsky.social•98 days ago

“Karen Orlando” is almost too much. So close to being too much instead of fantastic

sarahvb.bsky.social•98 days ago

Oooh please please please post a screenshot, I really don’t want to go over there but could seriously use the pick-me-up

thenoseknow.bsky.social•98 days ago

Karen's are always wild !!! Never turn your back on a Karen !!!

uruzrune.bsky.social•98 days ago

Karen's what

nullprose.bsky.social•97 days ago

A Karen does not passively exist. She fully possesses it 😅 sometimes spinning head and all

uruzrune.bsky.social•97 days ago

whoosh

nullprose.bsky.social•97 days ago

the irony.

My guy I was playing on your comment of the quote being used as a possessive and not a conjunction

uruzrune.bsky.social•97 days ago

The only valid response is "whoosh" unless you respond mad about the misuse of apostrophe-s, in which case I laugh at you getting mad

thenoseknow.bsky.social•94 days ago

And then my head exploded !!!

nullprose.bsky.social•97 days ago

albeit, not very well obviously lol

nullprose.bsky.social•97 days ago

apostrophe*

thehomeworkogre.bsky.social•97 days ago

the lesson here is that ultimately, everybody likes a little headpat

thx3188.bsky.social•98 days ago

does that guy still post the Rob Schneider meme on all your posts or did he leave for greener pastures

cheriegrant.bsky.social•98 days ago

😅😅😅

grebe.bsky.social•98 days ago

I know this technically qualifies as a bit but I think you’re unironically on to something.

gawshgollygee.bsky.social•98 days ago

It's called organizing sweaty

misternov3mber.bsky.social•98 days ago

Karen Orlando. 10/10. No notes.

famousmortimer.bsky.social•98 days ago

sshhhhhhhhhh shshshshshshsh

mnotabot.bsky.social•97 days ago

If my mother’s name were Karen I might think you were talking to her.

hailboogie.bsky.social•97 days ago

Honestly, I bet if we just start calling them all big, tough Americans, they'll take it as a win and chill the fuck out

siebznet.bsky.social•97 days ago

"yes dear, I believed you the first time when you told me that your new pickup truck was for towing and not an obvious act of compensation for insecurities related to the size of your penis"

petestaiano.com•98 days ago

Karen OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRLAAAAANNNNDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

laurenbee.bsky.social•98 days ago

Make her come to Blusky, please

crabby-phatty.bsky.social•98 days ago

She probably has mental health issues.

owdoo.com•98 days ago

So does everyone on the internet.

organizingpower.bsky.social•98 days ago

How is it going over there anyway

digilyssa.bsky.social•97 days ago

this is honestly the way to convert (most) Trumpers

amybrown.xyz•98 days ago

you can fix her

krang.bsky.social•98 days ago

I AM fixing her

amybrown.xyz•98 days ago

🫡

moonsnailmusic.bsky.social•98 days ago

psyched to see whose gonna play Karen Orlando in Dune 3

westhomasanderson.bsky.social•98 days ago

Any relation?

coasterdavis.bsky.social•98 days ago

His last name is actually Cassavitis.

timmerov.bsky.social•98 days ago

she be crushin' on you.

buttwife.bsky.social•98 days ago

It's a shame so much of the discussion is GPT bots working off a script cause it's honestly nice to disagree with a real person and exchange enough to at least get them to treat you like a human rather than an abstracted monster.

valisdheart.bsky.social•98 days ago

Ah, we’re at the level of hell where simply interacting a human asshole is a comfort. This must be what New Yorkers feel like when they come home

pinko-slime.bsky.social•97 days ago

I got into an argument with a random Republican on Twitter years ago then he DMed saying he wished me a happy birthday but he's still going to block me for being a cunt and it was one of the most weirdly human interactions I've ever had on the internet

keystonedawg.bsky.social•98 days ago

teresabarnes.bsky.social•98 days ago

We will have a lot of time to retrain their bot army while unemployed.

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