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littlelemonloaf.bsky.social
she/her | 24 | aries | leftist | certified princess
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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my praise kink when my yoga instructor compliments my form

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All u have to say is "Hey babe I have a friend coming over, be a good girl." Perfect, I'll get on all fours

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

real

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

why do i need a job why can't i just sit on a beach with my tits out and stare into the ocean until i die

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Well said!

submitted 19 hours ago • 1140 comments

autism 🤝🏼 hyper fixation on the why

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

it's fun to gaslight myself into thinking i don't care even tho i actually do

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

this world is exhausting

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i’d do anything for a soft pretzel

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only reading fantasy so I can escape this HELL we currently live in

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Trudeau's speech made me really proud to be Canadian. ... ... Which would be great, except that I'm a US citizen.

submitted 2 days ago • 324 comments

I'm sorry but you've caught me at a very "why the fuck am I alive" time in my life

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

sigh

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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

submitted 2 days ago • 125 comments

me falling asleep with the most raw, sinful, down bad, horny scneario about him in my mind

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

can somebody very gently explain everything to me

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Dear old people, Being in bed by 9:00pm is amazing. Sorry I made fun of you.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

imagine being able to look at the news and being so fucking dumb that you’re unconcerned

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Just over here googling “how to prepare for a recession.”

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Now that English is the official language of the United States, I look forward to everyone understanding the difference between “your” and “you’re,” “their” and “they’re,” and “to,” “two” and “too.”

submitted 3 days ago • 1400 comments

Imagine having this much disdain for your own voters

submitted 3 days ago • 2177 comments

fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this

submitted 2 days ago • 261 comments

my parents really said hey let’s make a daughter that is so beyond help

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We just want to remind you: You’re not alone. We’re all in this together, and we’ll get through it together. We’ve seen so many people sharing their feelings of anxiety and stress—please take a moment for yourself. Your well-being matters. Sending you hugs—you are amazing, and we love you all! 💚

submitted 3 days ago • 974 comments

hahaha what the FUCK

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i love being a little cricket in the bed

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As a neurodivergent, I'm a big fan of parallel play. My partner plays his game 🤝 I watch tv and yap. Happy couple.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

inside i am still the little girl on the playground with no friends

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and then jesus said “fuck em, they didn’t say thank you enough times”

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

Or asking for a “thank you.”

submitted 4 days ago • 98 comments

Me isolating myself when I feel like the vibes are off

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

the fact that I knew that fake spring only ever leads to second winter does not make today any less cruel

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

Hear me out: cannabis lounges in the airport

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

finally starting onyx storm and violet is already getting on my nerves

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My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Times Square

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i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

submitted 4 days ago • 402 comments

my husband “i think im going to post oddly specific biblical quotes on facebook for the next few weeks. it gets the people going”

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