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Official MAGA Duck Report (TM) account.
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Egg prices are rising, and we'll be tracking the cost of groceries and a total of 18 Trump campaign promises (aka "quacks") impacting America's wallets at the MAGA Duck Report. magaduckreport.com
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Thom is a decent duck amongst many crazy ducks. 😅
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Ducks love their minerals. 😅
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Always cute seeing lipstick duck 😅
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Cybertrucks are hunks of junk.. they should be called cyberducks lol 😅
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And, back to jail.. just like.. 😅
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100%
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The orange duck's policies will greatly increase the odds of a recession, so the markets can get a lot worse from here. We're tracking Trump's campaign promises impacting America's wallets at the MAGA Duck Report: magaduckreport.com
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Correction: "...was just one..."
Even this duck gets it wrong sometimes. 😅
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But many of the duck's supporters are. 😅
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And it's gonna get a lot worse! What happens when half the country cuts back on spending in protest of a government run by ducks? The economy gets ducked. 😅
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Trump is one confused duck. 😅
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Lowering the cost of groceries were just one of Trump's campaign promises for our wallets... we're tracking 18 of his promises (aka quacks) at the MAGA Duck Report: magaduckreport.com
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What happens when half the country cuts back on spending in protest of a government run by ducks? The economy gets ducked. 😅
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The greasy chicken duck! 😅
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This is what happens when you put a duck in the White House. 😅
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Ducks don't fly high for long. 😅
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You know who Putin never calls a KGB asset? Trump. 😅 www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...
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And possible KGB recruit. We might change his duck name from Orange duck to KGB duck. 😅 www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...
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When you find out that heroin duck's MAHA actually meant Make American Heroin Again. 😅
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Studies show that space ducks are actually not great at math. 😅
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A space duck with a chainsaw? 😅
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The space duck is still a duck. 😅
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Ducks can't and don't build good cars. 😅
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Not only will inflation rise under Trump's policies, it's likely that unemployment will as well. And we'll be tracking all of it at the MAGA Duck Report. magaduckreport.com
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SS ducks are the worst. 😅
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Correct, and also a Russian duck! 😅
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This is also a Russian duck! 😅
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The ducks have said it will be an American super-cycle but it's starting to look like a stuper-cycle! 😅
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No friends but a lot of eyeliner! 😅
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And what are the ducks at the White House going to do about it? 😅
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Space duck doesn't often like the truth. 😅
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Ducks can be cross-eyed too! 😅
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Ducks like to quack at dinner! 😅
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Another terrible duck! 😅
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We will be calling him cross-eyed duck! 😅
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Canadian ducks are smart and tough! 😅
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Ducks don't like bird flu! 😅
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Elon became a duck! 😅
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Yup! All prices have gone up and we'll be tracking them at the MAGA Duck Report 👉 magaduckreport.com
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Yup! And we'll be tracking inflation as well as other MAGA wallet impacts at the MAGA Duck Report: magaduckreport.com
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Two dumb ducks! 😅
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Ducks aren't great with english. 😅
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These are two foul ducks! 😅
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The ducks will soon learn though! 😅
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That's an orange duck! 😅
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She's a smart duck! 😅
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Don't worry, these Putin-loving ducks will be on dinner menus before you know it... the only question is, do you want your duck fried, baked, or grilled? 😅
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Wow, this is one old, orange duck! Will he help American wallets like he promised? Prolly not, according to the ducks familiar with the MAGA duck. 😅