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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

submitted 19 days ago • 1531 comments

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

submitted 69 days ago • 9 comments

A fresh set of sheets hate to see me comin

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

okay so in the top left corner hit file and then go down to export. what do you mean you can’t see it? like the whole screen is black? is the computer on? okay turn the computer on. okay. mom I don’t know your password. mom. mom. why did you bring me into this world mom.

submitted 84 days ago • 171 comments

#moodboard

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

housewives implies feral wives roaming free in the woods

submitted 613 days ago • 15 comments

(Y’all gon judge me if I eat more than 3 slices of this pizza?)

submitted 87 days ago • 72 comments

If someone tried to put lobster in my Mac and cheese I would drop them where they stand

submitted 87 days ago • 14 comments

*hearing someone’s car make a fucked up sound* Damn somebody’s car is busted *realizing it’s mine* The way she chooses to express herself…it’s beautiful

submitted 87 days ago • 37 comments

POLICE OFFICER: *removes hat* I’m afraid there’s been a terrible accident. Unfortunately your wife and children didn’t make it LITTLE CAESARS GUY: *sobbing* pizza pizza

submitted 87 days ago • 7 comments

i'm sorry but evilly twisting the tips of your handlebar mustache is absolutely unhinged behavior. you are one hundred percent up to no good and everyone knows it

submitted 87 days ago • 6 comments

ME: *keeps stealing little glances at my date from over top of my menu* HER: you don't know what antipasto means do you? ME: why would anyone be against pasta?

submitted 87 days ago • 32 comments

Hajime Sorayama #moodboard

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Newtype Magazine, 1993 #moodboard

submitted 87 days ago • 6 comments

lance armstrong leaving divorce court on a unicycle

submitted 87 days ago • 66 comments

i tried to print something today and the little screen on my printer said “fuck you. die mad”

submitted 88 days ago • 33 comments

rate my ortholinear keeb

submitted 88 days ago • 17 comments

inventor of the fork: I’ve invented the fork inventor of the threek: dammit

submitted 378 days ago • 7 comments

Healthcare CEOs hate this one trick

submitted 88 days ago • 36 comments

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

submitted 88 days ago • 249 comments

#moodboard

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submitted 89 days ago • 10 comments

ME: *telling a joke* SARA: haha SARAH: hahah

submitted 674 days ago • 4 comments

I can’t give you a ride to work. That’s my 15 minutes to cry

submitted 90 days ago • 10 comments

#moodboard

submitted 89 days ago • 3 comments

The rain will stop. 🌈

submitted 90 days ago • 360 comments

Do you all still have your baby eyeballs from when they fell out? I traded mine like a total chump for a quarter each from the Eyeballs Fairy.

submitted 90 days ago • 14 comments

eminem and nardwuar are on opposite ends of the crazy white boy spectrum

submitted 90 days ago • 15 comments

One of my proudest achievements? I have no idea what anyone from high school is doing

submitted 90 days ago • 102 comments

I love when someone is so butthurt they need a wider audience to know or they won't feel their butthurt has been stamped with the validation stamp for free parking in Butthurtville

submitted 90 days ago • 25 comments

#moodboard

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

(any time i see a cop) it's fine just stay calm and DO NOT rob a bank right now

submitted 90 days ago • 13 comments

My hobbies this season include suffering, being confused, and chapped lips.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

#moodboard

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Worm should be werm and warm should be worm.

submitted 92 days ago • 6 comments

Whenever someone says “look, I’m not proud,” I like to support them by saying “yeah, you’ve got no reason to be.”

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

some roman numerals would f𝐈𝐗 me

submitted 91 days ago • 10 comments

#JWST reveals unseen details of the "Mystic Mountain Monster" Credit: Hubble, NASA, ESA, Judy Schmidt, PhotoshopTM 🔭🐡🧪

submitted 92 days ago • 67 comments

You should see me suck at time travel

submitted 92 days ago • 31 comments

#objectum #techum #computer

submitted 92 days ago • 161 comments

the porn bots have arrived. anyone got a list for that?

submitted 93 days ago • 485 comments

does anyone know how big an 8 1/2” x 11” sheet of paper is?

submitted 94 days ago • 78 comments

Running out of ways to participate less.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

The camera at the self checkout is my worst enemy

submitted 94 days ago • 9 comments

ice cold

submitted 94 days ago • 22 comments