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ennuidoofen.bsky.social • 92 days ago

You should see me suck at time travel

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Sucking at time travel is one of my best skills. Not to brag, but I am also very bad at flying - which a certain Mr. Arthur Dent described as simply falling and missing the ground. I run into that MF'r every damn time. 😩

spikespeigel.bsky.social•92 days ago

Can’t even move backward? SMH.

walruslifestyle.bsky.social•92 days ago

you know what else sucks at time: A BLACK HOLE

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•92 days ago

☠️ well done and I spit my drink

walruslifestyle.bsky.social•92 days ago

i'm v sorry my albert einstein plushie made me post that

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•92 days ago

I understand. I've got a lot of interesting things pulling my strings

rubyclimber.bsky.social•92 days ago

The fastest time travel I’ve ever achieved is 1 second per second

boy-5.bsky.social•92 days ago

If you’ve ever been on an airplane you’ve gone slightly slower than that

rubyclimber.bsky.social•92 days ago

True. Although I have taken at least on flight that landed earlier than the takeoff time too.

mrsjac.bsky.social•92 days ago

I flew back from Australia and saw dawn on New Year’s Day twice. It was pretty cool.

rubyclimber.bsky.social•92 days ago

That would be cool! When I flew to India, I spent 14 hours on the plane to end up 24 hours in the future.

mrsjac.bsky.social•92 days ago

That’s really cool, but flying is 14 hours on a plane sucks.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•92 days ago

That would be amazing!

nanato5inaz.bsky.social•92 days ago

I once flew from Korea to the US and arrived before I left.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•92 days ago

I think I may have fallen fantastically into the future by a second or two at times

e1pollodiablo.bsky.social•92 days ago

For the last time locking yourself in the bathroom and making Tardis noises for 2 hours is NOT time travel

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•92 days ago

How dare

spongedave.bsky.social•92 days ago

painless.bsky.social•90 days ago

I did, tomorrow

desperatemarlas.bsky.social•92 days ago

i keep trying. I drive my car as fast as I can and nothing

mcuriosities.bsky.social•92 days ago

If anyone was good at time travel, the world wouldn't be such a mess.

jessiecalderon.bsky.social•92 days ago

You travel one second into the future every second?

thomashsears.bsky.social•92 days ago

I can only manage a steady plodding toward the future.

rugged-buddha.bsky.social•92 days ago

its not as easy in real life

bette.bsky.social•92 days ago

oh I have, but can you fix my timeline now please. I seem to be stuck in the bad one

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•92 days ago

Gosh Bette, you and me both 😫 at least we found each other

bette.bsky.social•92 days ago

I guess we're in it now. maybe one last great adventure will fix all this.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•92 days ago

🤣🙌🏻

ceilingcat.bsky.social•92 days ago

Heck I’m traveling at normal speed into the future and I can’t get it right!

elindbloom.bsky.social•92 days ago

This ⬆️

doctorpenis.bsky.social•92 days ago

You said that next Thursday as well. You can't be that bad. Plus there was time in Ancient Rome and you were putting yourself down about it then as well. 😁👍

anniesage.bsky.social•92 days ago

Same😂

paulmwaxman.bsky.social•92 days ago

We will...or we did?

I don't know, the burnouts who sold me this telephone booth were unclear on how it works and wrote Wyld Stallyns over all the instructions.