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Probably in class, 21 yrs old any pronouns, might repost boobies occasionally
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Going to make a fortune from the coming economic crash by becoming the only seller of barrels with suspenders

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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

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Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad

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Bluesky has now replaced twitter as the top platform for finding out if there was an earthquake in LA

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For reference

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D. A. R. V. O. #DARVO #Narcissist #MalignantNarcissist

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youtu.be/cjaTqTL9nDM Okay, but why is Jimmy always so accurate 🤣

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If Bluesky allowed us to add songs to our profile like MySpace (RIP) today mine would be -LABOUR-Paris Paloma specifically the cacophony version Thank you for coming to my ted talk or whatever

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found in the wild

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Girls would rather cause fights with random people than admit that their "perfect boyfriend" is an abusive asshole

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NITW has had a larger impact on random walls than most games

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huh weird!

submitted 3 days ago • 304 comments

HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT? Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

submitted 3 days ago • 429 comments

I will admit to finding the “all problems are caused by evil and we could fix every problem without any trade-offs” worldview pretty draining and immature.

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It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war! How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!

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american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

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I mean it would 100% be less nauseating than what actually happened in the Oval Office which is really saying something

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I would pick a red line you know he’s gonna cross during the speech and then as a single unit stand up and walk out.

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Queen 👑 of the Hill.

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Once again, the call is coming from inside the house (no I won't give context)

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It bears repeating.

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stepping out of the shower and not having wet hair probably feels so good for bald guys

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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

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Medusa (probably)🐍🐍

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Worth noting that when the war started Zelensky’s English was very shaky and he’s clearly spent a ton of time improving it for exactly this purpose.

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Certain people claiming to be punks are oddly silent about the boycotts and actual political organization.... kinda weird tbh

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Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.

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Yes

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Attn: Liberals for Pipelines #cdnpoli

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Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.

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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.” I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott

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This is their plan: Step 1: exploit legitimate pain suffered by young people and families caused by online harm Step 2: implement government-mandated online ID checks to "keep kids away from harmful content" Step 3: define all LGBTQ content as "harmful to kids" Age verification is a trojan horse

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everyone seeing how when you takeaway the DEI the planes start falling out of the sky

submitted 6 days ago • 592 comments

If you’re siding with Vladimir Putin, you’re wrong.

submitted 7 days ago • 1452 comments

This vote was to start the process of the cuts. It WILL come back for a final vote. There are some chances to slow or potentially stop it. Need constant pressure on GOP Focus on GOP swing seats & key committees. Energy & Commerce is where the Medicaid fight will go down. Ways&Means for tax fight.

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Drinking a Blue Hawaiian Monster, and suddenly I'm listening to Jimmy Buffett at 8am on a Monday

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I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know

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Three Nazi salutes later and they’re still like “but maybe they didn’t mean it?”

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This is the correct way to shut down zionists, Berlin:

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this is how it feels to use windows

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I went to see a really good band tonight. Great musicians. Right up until they played Dixie for their closing number. "This one's for two of my great-great grandfathers." I walked out.

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