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mistermaurice.bsky.social
Leftist, gamer nerd, wrestling nerd, D&D nerd, and occasionally covered in cat hair. San Francisco, CA if you need my assassination coordinates. Sometimes I randomly stream video games at twitch.tv/nonamemaurice
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Years later this is still my most positively received post on IG

I want to start doing political and/or video game and/or wrestling content on YouTube and/or twitch (way too many and/ors lol) but idk what my brand name should be…

celebrating the dismantling of the Department of Education while also misspelling the Department of Education 👍

Jon Moxley: "Yeah, Tony? I don't think I can make it. This blizzard is real bad." Tony Khan: "We'll let you be impaled by a bunch of nails." Jon Moxley:

“Every day in Los Angeles, one actor is told he looks like a rapist, and 99 others drive home for an hour and a half on the 10 Freeway, upset with themselves that they don’t look enough like a rapist.” — Bucky Sinister, GRUNT Issue 2 (e-zine)

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

I remember when people thought p2025 sounded so scary they swore it wasn’t real. And now..

A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.

If chuck shumer can write I book I can definitely write a book

Putting food on layaway is a clear sign that society is…cooked.

Egg smuggling is a thing now

They created a fictitious world in which George Soros was pulling all the strings for Democrats and decided that justified Elon Musk doing a hundred times more for real.

as a black person, im tired of living life in survival mode

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

DOGE trying to fire 200,000 employees for no reason: GOOD 👍 elon musks personal company being subject to markets and people choosing not to support him: BAD :(

Alarmed by the gutting of the federal government? Don't worry, the top Democrat in Congress is, uh...doing a book tour?

I won’t get my hopes up but yeah this is the closest we’ve gotten to moving forward in a positive direction in my lifetime. I’ve been burned in many a primary before so I’ll believe it when I see it. 2028 is a long way away.

someone grab a giant showtime at the apollo hook and drag this guy off stage

Like I get the argument that Punk always had value and he may have eventually gone back to WWE regardless. BUT pretending it didn't become more advantageous to bring him back after his time with AEW is just dishonest.

The way Trump supporters feel about Trump is lowkey how I feel about Draymond Green. I love him pissing off other fanbases, I love him pissing off other players, I love him yelling, I think he’s in the right even when he isn’t, I’m definitely a big Draymond apologist 😂😂.

UPenn just had $175 million in federal funding cancelled over allowing Lia Thomas to swim 3 years ago. It's not going to stop until they leverage federal funding to push out trans people from academia entirely. This will extend to bathrooms, curriculum, etc. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...

The president of El Salvador doesn’t want our judiciary cutting off his newfound supply of slaves.

I refuse to get my hopes up but I think there may be some structural changes (for the better) in the Democratic Party by 2028. Let’s see if leadership is at all receptive to the fact that they’re historically unpopular right now.

It’s bad enough the US is descending (further) into fascism, people being snatched up off the street by gestapo, and the “opposition” party is doing fuck all… it’s even worse how a large majority of the country does not give a shit. I know I say “we’re cooked” like 5 times a day but jfc.

This is the definition of fascism.

It is human trafficking.

Israel just killed hundreds of Palestinians, including kids. The US just killed dozens of Yemenis, including kids. "Why do they hate us?" asks the American public, blissfully ignorant of what's being done in its name in the Middle East by the US and its ally Israel. Sigh.

Peak

When I play 2k and the Warriors go 2/10 from the line and 1/13 on 3s I scream at the tv and say “this is fake random fuck this bullshit”

(The best part of this promo is that Cena is largely correct about all of this.)

They want the unreviewable power to grab people and render them to a foreign gulag.

John Cena’s wife listening to his promo tonight on Raw:

being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out

This is so fascinating to me

watching how quickly all this is happening and thinking back to the senate saying they can't act without permission from the parliamentarian

I just want to chill but the world continues to get all fucked up

Imagine being the type of person who is genuinely interested in reading Chuck Schumer's new book.

Apparently I’m over 100 followers on Bluesky now. I’m basically world famous.

I hate to say ‘I told you so’ but… I told you so. Seven years ago:

This isn’t really news but the chairman of the New York Democratic Party really fucking sucks

whether they’re retiring or not this should be the last term for each of them