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submitted 41 minutes ago • 3 comments

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death theonion.com/man-who...

submitted 1 day ago • 134 comments

why'd they call it linkedin and not workjournal

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

i always lick my phone as soon as i wake up xox

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

submitted 4 days ago • 155 comments

Bad AAPL

submitted 4 days ago • 196 comments

In retrospect the MASTERFUL GAMBIT SIR joke was probably the most trenchant piece of political analysis of the last five years

submitted 5 days ago • 47 comments

Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones

submitted 5 days ago • 101 comments

Are the stonks still stonking?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

submitted 7 days ago • 110 comments

Every clip I see from Fox News or any of the business channels is basically a higher-resolution version of this. Probably fine!

submitted 10 days ago • 109 comments

CANT LOSE MONEY IF YA DONT HAVE ANY - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

U.S. Food Banks Struggle Under Funding Cuts theonion.com/u-s-foo...

submitted 12 days ago • 51 comments

the sickos man is very cold. let him inside

submitted 15 days ago • 60 comments

Just found out what the Dutch version of Impractical Jokers is called and I’m losing my mind

submitted 16 days ago • 24 comments

I miss Weird Sony

submitted 16 days ago • 68 comments

Northern Kentucky. He got ‘em.

submitted 18 days ago • 70 comments

The train from L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

submitted 19 days ago • 81 comments

New Federal Law Mandates Women Talk With Baby Voice theonion.com/new-fed...

submitted 22 days ago • 59 comments

Becoming the menswear guy but for clothes on dogs. Telling people when their dog looks like shit

submitted 22 days ago • 53 comments

Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent theonion.com/astrona...

submitted 25 days ago • 111 comments

Please Like Me

submitted 28 days ago • 1092 comments

Horrifying when you realize Franken Berry was stitched together from the corpses of other cereal mascots.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Watched 'Day of the Jackal' tv series, this gun equipped with a steady cam is nuts

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS

submitted 32 days ago • 74 comments

Today we're thrilled to announce our effort to port the TypeScript compiler and language service to native code, gaining a 10x speed boost in build times and editor responsiveness! devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/t...

submitted 34 days ago • 22 comments