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Things look bad right now but don’t forget there’s always a chance that Donald Trump will experience a moral awakening after an encounter with ghosts

Trayvon Martin would have been 30 today. Trayvon Martin should be 30 today.

I ate a box of Annie's mac and cheese with cut up Nathan's hot dogs like a third grader. 10/10

There is still beauty in this world

"Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar took home the Grammy for record of the year. It's the second time a rap song has won the award. The song reached No. 1 on the Billboard singles chart and is currently the subject of a lawsuit by Drake. nyti.ms/3PZT05x

NBC News is being kicked out of its space in the Pentagon and replaced by OANN.

Breaking News: The Palisades and Eaton fires in Los Angeles County, two of the deadliest fires in California history, have reached 100% containment.

I didn’t want to see helpless humans. I’d rather see smart ones rescuing each other.

I am grateful for traitors the show and cast/crew and producers #TraitorsUS

It felt so good when Wes told them To fuck off #TraitorsUS

I bet Twitter is lit rn with traitors discourse 😪

The queer women have failed me #TraitorsUs #Peacock

Lost respect for Gabby throwing your friends under the bus??? Save your tears for your pillow #TraitorsUs #traitors

Chrishell is stupid and disloyal this is how you treat friends in the game? Murder her next #TraitorsUs

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all

I am done reacting to every little chaotic thing this administration does. They want our attention, confusion and fear and they CANNOT have it. I am filling my life with peace, joy and so much work. Resistance is putting yourself and your community first.

We’re leaving the planet and you can’t come

What do I want for dinner? I want fried chicken. What am I gonna have? Some white fish and quinoa or some shit.

ghibli movies having this reputation of being conflict-less wholesome movies is very funny to me. howls moving castle has a whole thing about the US invasion of the middle east

9am Me: I think I'll roast a chicken for dinner, steam some asparagus, make mashed potatoes. 4:45pm Me: Hi, I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza for delivery.

Watched The Beekeeper last night and at first I was like "this financial scam stuff seems over the top," but then I remembered how an NYMag financial advice writer put $50k in a shoebox and gave it to a stranger who told her he was with the CIA

James Lee Williams, a drag performer and winner of the inaugural season of “RuPaul’s Drag Race UK” who was best known by the stage name The Vivienne, died over the weekend at 32.

I think I might be having a stroke I was not paying attention to the TV, but I glanced over and saw a trailer for a movie that is about a pop-star who is man-sized chimpanzee?

several times a day i ask “am i hungry or am i just bored” and then i have a little snack while i think about it

Katie, a 4-year-old dog who lives in Brooklyn, is New York City’s secret weapon in its war on rats. She has found an endless supply of prey, killing nearly 500 rats this year. For some reason, her most productive day of the week is Thursday.

As Ally sticks by her man and Rachel Leviss reenters the chat, it seems like James Kennedy is being dropped from his Las Vegas residency

Stop using these apps entirely, people. Get a notebook and a pen and go analog. I'm serious

I will never, ever get over this.

I watched Gladiator 2. Pedro Pascal and Denzel both brilliant as ever. Storyline not bad; fight scenes fun. But the film is let down by the lead guy. He just lacked… charisma, presence, charm. Russell Crowe carried the original movie as a proper leading man.

ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR ONCE AGAIN

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police. I will never stop laughing about this!

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

This was so Scheana Shay coded 💀

Women, would this work on you?