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neilcowles.bsky.social
Tech Nerd, animal friend, partial to a drink
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🐷🏗️ I built a tower 🔺3.76m high! Rating: 🐽➖➖➖➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/

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Did a sketch of Mr. Crowley this morning. He's been helping keep us warm in bed at night since the heater died.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Every year since he was 11, my son has created a handmade birthday card for me based on Calvin & Hobbes. The one on the left was the first, and I've watched his draughtsmanship grow with each year. #SundayPixHandmade

submitted 20 days ago • 12 comments

Noncey McNonceface

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

"What did I say, Roy?" "That this is prime real estate in a strategic location and they can go fuck themselves."

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I see me and my heat pump here

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty frost on car aerial 12th Jan 2025

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

submitted 50 days ago • 464 comments

Take a screenshot and see what comes…

submitted 53 days ago • 98 comments

Dramatic temperature change of Kent, UK today. Data from my air source heat pump

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

IDEA: Fesshole “Toilet Portions” app. Press a button and it serves up 15 or so Fesses from the archive, which scientists say is just enough to read on the toilet. subscription model gets the most popular replies too. Get on it @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

The Snow Angel of the North

submitted 55 days ago • 12 comments

Odd that these positive stories have not been seen in the Mainstream media! bylinetimes.com/2024/12/20/l...

submitted 56 days ago • 11 comments

Work from home tip #62 Blowing on the wine in your mug will help convince your colleagues that your coffee is too hot… Follow me for more career advice tips just like this one!

submitted 58 days ago • 6 comments

ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die! DRAGON: My gold? ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and- DRAGON: Fair enough ADVENTURER: Wait, what? DRAGON: It's yours ADVENTURER: DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here? ADVENTURER: Um... /1

submitted 61 days ago • 88 comments

Here. You need this. A tiny goat in a sweater balancing on a Capybara.

submitted 63 days ago • 19 comments

If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse

submitted 64 days ago • 110 comments

I often think of Dave at this time of year

submitted 68 days ago • 10 comments

Sorry if I've spoiled Judge Death for anyone…

submitted 71 days ago • 4 comments

And that concludes the draw for the third round of the FA Cup

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Last week I paid for a blokes family’s fish & chips because he had no cash. I went back in last night to find he’d left the money & an extra £9 to pay for my meal. It just brought a big grin to my face & I thought I’d share it.😎

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first

submitted 87 days ago • 373 comments

Count me in

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Really excited to share pic of our newly renovated house from the outside looking in

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I need a good computer repair shop. Any ideas

submitted 110 days ago • 970 comments

Sunset over river Medway, kent.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Because the rule is you need at least 6 MPs, you dimwit. Plus those who fought against Hitler probably wouldn't have wanted Nazis at the ceremony.

submitted 111 days ago • 39 comments

Ooh 20k followesr on BlueSky - that's pretty healthy but obviously not quite the million we had/have on the sad old shit hole that Twitter is these days. Do tell your friends that Fesshole is HERE, so that they can follow us / block us, dependent on their feelings.

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When asked what I am most proud of in my life, I immediately think of "Becoming Elite", referring of course to the classic BBC Micro version of the game. However, I never dare to say it, and mumble something forgettable about my kids.

submitted 117 days ago • 14 comments

I realise it’s falling on political deaf ears, but to make it incredibly simple for everyone, Brexit is the problem, reverse it and there will be more money, a lot. The Tories lied to get Brexit, it happened, it’s awful and everyone is poorer. I’m tired of being poorer.

submitted 122 days ago • 14 comments

So Mr Trump, what aspect of the nightmare, necrophiliac, paedophile, rapist appealed to you the most for you to adopt his slogan?

submitted 124 days ago • 7 comments

Businesses are saying they can't afford the NI increase. Like they said they couldn't afford minimum wage. Twenty odd years later they seem to have survived, and bosses have only got richer.

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submitted 130 days ago • 53 comments

By far the most sensible suggestion I've seen on the NHS Ideas For Change site from the 1250 contributions to date... change.nhs.uk/en-GB/ideas/...

submitted 131 days ago • 39 comments

Does anyone else find this problematic at the very least?🚨 “Kemi Badenoch registered more than £125,000, including £25,000 from Wol Kolade, the deputy chair of NHS England and managing partner of Livingbridge, a private equity firm with interests in private healthcare.” ⬇️

submitted 131 days ago • 6 comments

Disney owns both The Muppets and Star Wars, and the fact they are not making a Muppet version of all nine main-series Star Wars movies is only explained by the fact that they secretly hate making money.

submitted 135 days ago • 121 comments

Hey, new Bluesky users. Remember...

submitted 135 days ago • 6 comments

I've done a zeptosecond of googling about Russell Brand's magical amulet and I physically must share with you all what I have found. I am so sorry for the journey we are about to take together

submitted 136 days ago • 9 comments

for a quote post will you film him while you sing then post the video? 😉 also happy bday to a very good dog!

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This might put things into context for you. What Johnson declared in the samectimeframe whilst an MP/PM

submitted 161 days ago • 3 comments

Happy 40th birthday Elite

submitted 162 days ago • 7 comments

The Scottish First Minister earns more than the PM, and that's just the legitimate earnings. The Cabinet Secretary earns more than the PM. The Archbishop of Canterbury earns more than the PM. The CEO of Kent Council earns *80 grand* more than the PM. None of which matters somehow. Unlike this.

submitted 163 days ago • 3 comments