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noellepatton.bsky.social
🌊 she/her 🐚 avid reader/foodie/video game enthusiast ⚔️ ☀️ living life by the ocean 🐚⚓️🦪☕️
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submitted 11 days ago • 79 comments

I genuinely feel that once you stop being curious about the world and being a part of nature, your soul dies. like your heart just gets replaced by a slab of concrete or whatever

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 12 days ago • 871 comments

“Two new books explore our growing scientific understanding of the moon - Organisms from corals and sea urchins to bean sprouts and trees have internal lunar clocks, and the first animals to move onto land likely did so in tidal pools.” www.nybooks.com/articles/202...

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Look who’s flying straight into your feed!🦉 ©️ chris.laracy #Owl #flying #Birds

submitted 12 days ago • 245 comments

Things I don’t want to know: 3. How much money I spend 2. My actual weight 1. How Crypto works

submitted 12 days ago • 18 comments

!! CALL TO ACTION !! #Booksky please join me in the fight to save our libraries. EveryLibrary is working hard to save the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS), which is the federal agency charged with distributing Congressionally approved funds to state libraries and grant recipients.

submitted 12 days ago • 200 comments

none of the George Foreman obituaries have had the gumption to end with ‘he is survived by his sons, George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, and George Foreman’

submitted 29 days ago • 17 comments

Remember, if someone has the audacity to claim that spending the weekend reading a mystery novel, drinking multiple cups of tea, and consuming an obscene amount of scones “doesn’t sound exciting”, then their idea of excitement is simply misguided.

submitted 30 days ago • 20 comments

Look if the UPS drivers aren’t into surprise ride-alongs maybe get some fucking doors

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

Proud of them for finding it

submitted 30 days ago • 58 comments

Time spent enjoying something is not wasted. Read while you can. #booksky #reader #books

submitted 32 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

🍽️ Sesame Focaccia loaf for the week

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

ALSO, if you have a library card, you can read paywall articles for free with the Libby app.

submitted 33 days ago • 203 comments

i wonder if maybe we should stop writing post-apocalyptic fiction just until we're sure that's not where rich people are getting their ideas

submitted 34 days ago • 97 comments

folks… we just got hold of the JFK files and it looks like, not really sure how to say this, looks like JFK is dead i’m so sorry guys

submitted 33 days ago • 21 comments

Post your favorite Doctor Who (wrong answers only)

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals ME: no problem [later with a tour group] ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…

submitted 33 days ago • 303 comments

Sometimes I dream of just existing in a place as beautiful as Rivendell with a nice waterfalland no interactions with mankind for hundreds of years.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

If you know you know.

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments

thinking about this low res raichu in the Pokémon anime

submitted 34 days ago • 19 comments

Me in hellraiser: Pinhead: “we have such delights to show you” Me: “ooooh like a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor?” Pinhead: “in our world pleasure and pain are the same thing” Me: “aww no… so phish food?”

submitted 35 days ago • 8 comments

Hey @playstation.com why is it that the default when I turn on a controller that the mic is enabled? Is there a way to keep it off when powering on the controller or system?

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Making multiple peach cobblers before deciding which recipe to use, does anyone else try multiple recipes before committing?? 🍽️

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

#Booksky

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Meghan Haters: She’s so unrelatable. She uses wildly expensive cookware. I mean who is going to spend $300 on a pan? LeCrueset: Sorry, we don’t have that pan anymore. It’s completely sold out due to demand from the Meghan show.

submitted 38 days ago • 425 comments

The movies they'll make about this era will be insane.

submitted 46 days ago • 152 comments

I hope the world doesn't end before the new Assassins Creed comes out because it's looking pretty sweet

submitted 46 days ago • 9 comments

Young women are now consistently earning more than their male counterparts for the first time, according to a report that warns of a social “crisis” gripping young men

submitted 50 days ago • 375 comments

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need from the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

submitted 50 days ago • 156 comments

Muffins are so important because they're the very best way to eat a piece of cake for breakfast without everybody asking you if you're okay

submitted 51 days ago • 102 comments

Dear people who prefer oatmeal raisin to chocolate chip: Who hurt you?

submitted 51 days ago • 61 comments

the worst part of waking up is the buffering

submitted 51 days ago • 8 comments

Just tried the new dr.pepper blackberry flavor, I hardly ever drink soda but it’s delicious. Glad I picked up a can to try out

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

French onion soup inspired focaccia loaf! Caramelized onions, thyme, and Gruyère shredded on top . . 🍽️

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out: a scholastic book fair but for adults

submitted 53 days ago • 100 comments

No judgement, do you. I’ll be over here in a magical fantasy land or deep space though. #booksky @skylight.social

submitted 54 days ago • 5 comments

You first.

submitted 54 days ago • 5762 comments

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Begging book series to include a "previously on" recap at the beginning of the book. I've already forgotten everything that happened in previous books. I don't know who any of these people are or why they're all yelling at each other.

submitted 55 days ago • 18 comments

Books are so fun omg you guys should try them

submitted 56 days ago • 19 comments

When I think Canadian hockey, I think of women's hockey. Hayley Wickenheiser has been an extraordinary player and a great patriot.

submitted 55 days ago • 127 comments

No, I don’t have an attitude problem, I’m : ✨overstimulated✨

submitted 55 days ago • 7 comments

Breaking News: Scientists from the University of the Basque Country have discovered a groundbreaking molecule, WIN55.212-2, that reverses early cognitive damage caused by Alzheimer’s disease.

submitted 55 days ago • 604 comments