norbizness.bsky.social
Appearing again with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.
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I got the feeling that when he couldn't complete a tunnel and his rockets were wildlife eradicators more than outer space transport that things might get delayed.. indefinitely.
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But Available In Most Truck Stops
Please Be Aware We Are Out Of 8-Tracks
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I used to plead with him: Kevin, please don't put on the Boat Shoes of Moderate Reasonableness, these are extreme, unreasonable times, and yet he did. Even back then the asymmetry was clear: Kevin talking sense and Instapundit talking rank nonsense that made you wonder how a law school employed him.
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We're just waiting on a more favorable House situation before we nominate a great replacement theory enthusiast to be Ambassador to the United Nations
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I AM GOVERNOR JERRY BROWN and thanks to me California is now uber alles.
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So that's one pit of catnip n' cream and one pint of triple haddock.
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YOU INCORRIGIBLE RAPSCALLION
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Why lose your family's grocery money at home when you can lose it while waiting in line with your groceries, thereby enhancing the humiliation of your degenerate gambling
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GLOVE BOX! DESTROY EVIDENCE! (smoke starts billowing out) OK I think I triggered the self-destruct here guys I would back up
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Finally, that Bronson/Fargo mash-up we've all been waiting for
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This is like predicting the Globetrotters will beat the Washington Generals.
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I believe this is what's called the hallucinatory stage of AI headline writing
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I guess this coincides with his Tesla stock halving in value over the last three months
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What do I have to do in order to join your fantastic creative writing program
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At least his drunken slurring didn't allow his verbal command to self-instruct to be recognized by the traumatized car.
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The good news is that's it's clean accounting insofar as we have to pass a balanced budget every two years, the overages in the past few years go to the Highway and general Rainy Day funds.
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Here's a starting point, it was about $90 billion worth in 2022, probably the rest of the info for each session will come from the Comptroller's Office and biennial revenue estimates.
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We should know down here in the People's Republic of Austin, we've plugged our giant biennial deficit with federal dollars every single session since Dubya was in the Governor's office.
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I wonder if the Austin band Explosions in the Sky has ever sued him for trademark infringement
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And THAT'S why your buildings keep falling over, Homer
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I SHALL ORGANIZE A BOOT SCOOTIN' BOOGIE ACROSS AMERICA TO REVITALIZE MY POSITION
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These people couldn't collectively change a tire, much less a narrative. What are they gonna do, send out their most powerful wizard to cast a global spell of forgetfulness?
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(Beastie Boys xylophone intro)
EGGS
All I want to talk about is
EGGS
That's all I want for breakfast is
SOME EGGS
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And let's not forget the slipshod mass firings and their multiplier effects along with aid cuts and their attendant supplier disruption! They need some love too when it comes to a self-engineered recession!
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(tries using honey as a cementing tool) (everything falls apart) DAMN YOU TIIIMMMMEEEESSSSS
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It's how Tia Carrere stays so trim, three Egg McMuffins every morning like clockwork
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I mean he and his co-president have vast experience in failed projects and businesses.
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Trump 2017: Please credit me with good stocks
Trump 2025: What are stocks? Baby don't hurt me.. don't hurt me.. no more.
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Miss Floogle do have any exotic animals because Aunt Fritzi pointed to your house and said "there lives a beady-eyed skank"
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Rebuttal #2: CHECK YO STOCKS BITCH
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Constantly parrot meaningless free market and individual expression talking points? Put up with a little phone-hacking? I can do that! Who said standards were hard?
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I guess it's better than the actual slogan, Embrace Nothingness
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They sound like the parents in No Thugs In Our House by XTC:
And all the while Graham slept on
Dreaming of a world where he could do
Just what he wanted to
No thugs in our house, are there dear?
We made that clear
We made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy
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Sir William Lewis-Bassington-Smythe: OK but what if we hacked her phone
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i.e. could he just be a sullen, spiteful, crime-ridden anti-Semite? Nah, too simple.
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Well I'll be damned
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A phone-hacking degenerate backed by a brain-dead billionaire to whom the Post is worth less than some original Picasso he picked up at auction.