parttimeorc.bsky.social
He/Him
Paladin coded Pan/ Polyamorous golden retriever Leftist. Here to help, if I can.
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Let me know when you reach your final form!
Hype for friends is a delight
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Obviously, the horny power level is over 9,000
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Damn, this ad made me wish I was in your district so I could vote for ya.
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I don’t even know.
It’s all kind of like waking up after a fugue state and being grateful the kids aren’t dead
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“Surely, she’s reached peak horny posting? There’s nowhere to got from here?”
And then I read this.
Ffs, you’re a pioneer
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“You know what? I’m out.”
“Oh shit, my bad”
It’s not complicated, tbh
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Not a drag queen reading in a library
Not lgbtq
Not a minority
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Oh cool
Another Right Wing figure in blue paint.
Thanks for popping up on the timeline. I wouldn’t be able to block you otherwise
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Friend, this isn’t the real god.
It’s a satire account.
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I wish I had this optimism.
Tbh, some days I just am waiting to get loaded onto the train car. Let the government do what the depression can’t
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Library friend, I understand what this is like, even if I’m lucky enough to not have it every day.
I’m sad that it’s part of your life, and hope that future days will be more gentle.
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I want this to be a fictional shitpost.
Deep in my heart, I also assume it actually exists
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Hell yeah, fam!
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I don’t think most Dems want to actually enact change.
They could have, and regularly choose not to
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It’d be nice if they all could retire at 70 or 80.
Both because of them being secure, and so they’re not running the country
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Eh, make fun of folks for silly choices? Sure
Someone being the butt of a joke for shit they can’t control?
Hard pass
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Good luck tiny humans!
You’re working hard and that’s awesome!
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Ffs, if they’re going to insult someone’s intelligence, wouldn’t they want to have basic grammar down?
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Where is this affordable apartment, tho?
Asking for a me
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If you’re not perving on your friends, are you even a hype man?
I gots a job to do!
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Hell yeah, I did 😂
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Uncensored abdomen?!
You thot! 😜
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I’m gonna be a shit head for this game, but I think what you’re doing is rad af
Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett
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Yup.
It’s not absent, but so much less
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War of 1812: Part Two
Because we can’t expect a sitting President to have studied history
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It’s wild that he put the caveat “physically” in there.
It almost seems as if he knows he’s hurting people, but is still baffled why they’re angry
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I’ve been through similar, and wish you didn’t have to
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On one hand:
Does the world need another podcast
On the other hand:
You’d make a mint.
You might as well make it
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Fair point
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Tbh, given a time machine, stopping 50 Shades isn’t at the top of my list.
Maybe the top 10, though
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I saw it five times in the theater, usually dragging friends along.
Idk what else I could have done.
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Far left?
Aren’t those pro USA propaganda outlets?
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I feel this in my soul.
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“Not this Fucken guy” means top Dem pick since Obama left office
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Woot!
I’m valid, too!
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I’ll take the feeling old if that’s what gets the younger folks listening.
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You started with snark, and got snark in return.
I’m not the one starting shit, just tagged in because it felt like the right thing to do.
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You asked about “they”
I replied to that question.
But thanks for making assumptions and talking like I don’t understand what’s going on!
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Does the Costco super dog shave more time off, or is it about the same?
Because I shaved at least 72 minutes off, and it’d be nice to know it was actually 80
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Based on context clues, I think the ICC. Because that’s what the rest of the thread is talking about.
Hope that helps
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Finally, the US is leading the world in something 😂😂
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It’s wild that “trans rights” means talking about dicks and only dicks for some people.
But keep telling on yourself, friend. Now we know what you’re preoccupied with
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😂😂😂😂