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Getting ready for LVL UP Expo this weekend in Las Vegas, and I can’t wait to see everyone there! ☺️ (Thanks in advance for being patient with me—2025’s been a real boss-rush of a year, and I’m still in a wheelchair from my double ankle debacle.)

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America: where having an autism awareness tattoo means you're an MS-13 gang member, but having a swastika tattoo just means you're a German history buff

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I had a joke about Hector but it really drags on.

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Tavisha asked me what they’re filming at the Pasadena convention center. I couldn’t remember the title “America’s Got Talent” so instead I said “America’s Burning Down So We Might as Well Sing.”

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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

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Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs

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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker

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The government is snatching people off the streets and shipping them to foreign prisons from which, the government claims, they can never be extracted. All with no due process. It’s as bad as it gets. And this court is again avoiding the reality of what’s happening at all costs.

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sometimes I feel like a dinosaur, cause no one looks anything up anymore 🦕

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I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

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Some tips as someone who loves food, has a bunch of health-related food restrictions, and has been food insecure for ~3 years 1. If you can afford it, a Costco membership is the best possible investment in not starving. $5 rotisserie chicken + bulk frozen vegetables have gotten me through so much.

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Gavin Newsom's like hmmm should I hold a 24-hour podcast séance with Hitler's ghost

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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

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White House Correspondents’ Dinner Scraps Host In Favor Of Terrified Silence

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If you think what happened to Rumeysa Ozturk can't happen to you because you're a citizen and she's not, you are sorely mistaken. Ozturk was snatched off the street not for being a national security threat but for having a wrong opinion. If we don't put a stop to this, it's coming for all of us.

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Billionaires lately are like “won’t it be great when it’s just us and our money and you’re all dead?” And then they’re like “why don’t people like me?”

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I think most of who have worked in writing or entertainment know that piracy is a fact of life, and has been for a long time now. But there’s a difference between a broke student downloading a PDF of your book, and a multibillion dollar company stealing your work for its own bullshit purposes.

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I’m going to be thinking about Netflix’s Adolescence—and episode three in particular—for a long time. I literally cannot believe what I just witnessed. If you care about the art and craft of performance the least little bit, please carve out four hours and have this experience.

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A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.

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IKEA’s shark character, BLÅHAJ, and his son, Junior, at Tokyo Bay IKEA

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millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

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Ignoring a court order on the grounds that “ah-ah-ah, the law doesn’t apply once you get to international waters!!” is absolutely sanctionable. 8th grade-ass lawyering. Completely unserious.

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Got a tasty tonic from Highlight Coffee in Pasadena today as an early birthday treat. They’d been closed after the Eaton fire until just recently, and my broken ankles had kept me away since. Felt good to be there, even if I was rolling in instead of walking. 💕🫡👍

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GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

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microsoft word deciding it is allowed to have shitty little OPINIONS about composition along with its shitty little spellcheck when will my butlerian jihad come o lord

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I guess all the Democrats had to do was to lose a national election by less than 2% to start praising Reagan, betray LGBT, do podcasts with fascists, censure heroic POC, for what? For who? The right doesn’t vote for you. They didn’t. They won’t. You’re trying to appeal to a devil who doesn’t exist.

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LA voiceover folks, did you know about this…?! The self-styled “VO Doctor” over at Mailbox Toluca Lake got busted as part of an interstate meth ring! 🤯 www.cbsnews.com/amp/losangel...

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He tried . . .

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Hey, all. I took a trip recently to “bottom of the stairs”—would not recommend as a destination. 🤦‍♂️ I’m out of the hospital now, moderately banged up, and getting back on my feet is gonna take a hot second. Thanks for your patience as I muddle through the healing process. 🙏

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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

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The fantasy that someone with all of that power would give their all to help others and to be kind.

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Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

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i just typed in yellow jacket (local bar) to the parish (local venue) in on google, because i wanted to know how far apart those two places are, and instead google decided that was an aphorism and gave me an entirely fake definition of it i actually felt secondhand embarrassment for the computer

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my take is that your willingness to accept this gulf of america nonsense is an indicator of your willingness to accept much worse things coming from this administrator

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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

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Dude’s just trying to get to his confirmation hearing.

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It's really embarassing losing our democracy to people this fucking weird and gross.

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