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I know this is the most obvious thing but it’s not that rightwing people have bad views, it’s that they have *no* views other than accumulating power. They just lie! They just pretend to care about free speech or veterans or Christianity or parental involvement in school, they just make shit up!

They forgot these dudes absolutely despise nerds

it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs

iconic

as an oscars voter, i feel i should share that i didn’t vote for adrien brody for best actor. i voted for saquon barkley.

There should be a tribute to David Lynch, where they just show 60 seconds of a static shot of a steam filled underground corridor, with a flickering fluorescent light backed with ominous washing and a distant scream

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

[accepting an oscar] ok wow... wow... first of all go birds... wow... i'd like thank the academy

this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me

the guy who played big pete on pete and pete is so cool

Again, the richest man in human history personally individually directed this

this is indistinguishable from a "social media reaction" press release that a college football SID would put out after their school hired trent dilfer. (i checked and UAB actually did one of these) www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

Russia coming back to win the Cold War in 2025 after the ESPN win probability chart said the USA had a 99.999999999% chance of victory

That fact even Ron DeSantis and Dave Portnoy are repulsed by the Trump administration’s effort to free the Tate brothers means this is a useful thing we can exploit to get normal people to turn on the regime. “Trump and Musk are importing rapists to rape your American daughters” is *true*.

The problem with capitalism is you eventually run out of air traffic controllers

Friendly reminder that Joann Fabrics isn’t closing because it’s a bad business. It’s closing bc it was bought by a private equity firm. This is also what is happening to Hooters and what happened to US Toys R Us and Red Lobster. These companies are being dismantled intentionally.

me either

I love boneless wings :3

The most comfortable people in the world (in the history of the world?) have made themselves insane on the computer

Excited to learn that there is going to be a deputy director of the FBI who once replied to me in a testy fashion after I tweeted something like "Don Bingbongo" at him.

*Pink Floyd voice* So So you think you can tell Kenan from Kel…

This isn’t drugs. This is him assuming other people don’t work because he doesn’t do that much work. Very common bad boss behavior. bsky.app/profile/rcma...

An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

Jeffries: hey the GOP controls the government, absolutely nothing i can do, gonna work on my personal book tour Sanders: brb i am going to personally barnstorm strategic GOP house districts and try to peel off 2 votes so we can block Trump's cuts to Medicaid www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

I’m going to repeat myself and wonder why unions aren’t out there talking about how this is illegal and telling their members not to comply with it

Anyone justifying national Democrats' current strategy to you is committing massive, possibly world historic political malpractice, including the elected officials themselves.

happy friday, everyone. rotating dagwood

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

I am very sad to say that I would have said this is a straight line from exactly what the signals were online, and nobody was listening to the whole cohort of folks shouting about this for about 10 years straight while having their lives ruined for mentioning it

by the way these are literally the exact same dumbass motherfuckers, not like them, the literal exact same fucking guys, saying government is inefficient and you should cancel it to give them all the governments money so they can provide you services instead

DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

I think a lot of those guys aren’t nazis — I think they just believe all the same stuff and have the same goals and act the same way and do the same salutes. But I could see how you could make that mistake.

Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

Instead of doing something simple and effective, why not do a very a complicated form of a nothing that hands a loaded gun to your opposition? That's the Democrat Promise

Fuck it. Run Reacher in 2028. FDR numbers

Democrats can’t sustain this kind of rhetoric without action. At the federal level they need to hold a 24-7 vigil at the Capitol until the coup ends. At the state level they could seize federal assets until court orders are being followed. We’re already outside the regular constitutional order.