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samrosewatson.bsky.social
Designer/Artist/Writer/Dumbass. Dan Slott and Christopher Cantwell fall into an active volcano challenge. #NAFO expansion is nonnegotiable. I was born a Notre Dame football fan why the fuck would I choose this.
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i underestimated the minivan and that’s on me

JD Vance skiing in Vermont, gets called Putin's puppet in the lift line and almost gets drilled by a snowboarder and then another skiier as he goes down a bunny hill.

gonna start a YouTube channel that's "the Criterion Closet but with sandwiches instead of movies"

I don’t think democrats have some “secret plan” Democrats are not secret plan “havers”

Fun fact: You've been paying into social security your whole life, so when Elon turns his cash vacuum cleaner on that system, he's stealing directly from you in the most unambiguous way imaginable.

The same Marco Rubio of whom @chrislhayes.bsky.social said this nearly a decade ago? "I always say, if your life depends on Marco Rubio having a spine, you're already dead."

This is why it’s important to foster compassion as integral to who we are as Americans… fires have no costal allegiance

You have got to be kidding me… It should be BODILY AUTONOMY/ANTI-CORRUPTION all the way down

[speaking very slowly and quietly between clenched teeth because i'm trying not to lose it] based...on...what...

The way I watch Severance is in every scene I ask how Jack Reacher would handle that situation. Totally ruins both shows, don’t do it

It's so easy to divide people, like we're not even close to utilizing all the ways. What I'm getting at is would you give mouth to mouth to a chicken?

Reacher season 3 reaffirms how some New England accents are an affront to God.

Names and faces of the people wrecking our government in the cause of DOGE www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

At the state of the union, as soon as Elon Musk is mentioned/acknowledged, all the Democrats (and Republicans with a spine) should walk out.

Haven’t seen from everyone yet. But all the dept leadership messages I’ve seen so far this time are instructing people to answer the second ElonMail

GOOSE ON DA ROOF!

No one wants a paper trail because spending funds Congress has not appropriated is colloquially known as “stealing from the US Treasury.”

We hit 80 followers, when we hit 90, we’ll have my variant cover reveal!

What a trip. 20 years later Kanye is selling t-shirts with swastikas on them and Mike Myers is the one calling out an American president on live television.

Your periodic reminder that this lady is so racist that her husband, a known racist didn't want anything to do with her family because of how racist they were

This is all extremely illegal. But I can't tell if it's time for federal workers and uniformed military to stop following unlawful orders because I have no idea if all these illegal acts are being challenged in court or not.

Musk worming his way into the government isn't just about enriching himself, it's about having power long after Trump is gone. Doesn't matter who's in office if he can turn off vital services on a whim

¿Cuanto cuestan los huevos?

Oligarchs have each other’s backs. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Hundred percent chance our president rage posts about the out of touch lowest rated Oscars ever

A fundamental problem is the Democrats are utterly committed to the fallacy that public opinion polls are politics. This has destroyed their ability to actually do politics. 1/

Happy Birthday, Lou.

Media folks still amplifying the misinformation here, by calling gross cancelled spending “savings”. It’s not *savings* unless a credible source has done an analysis that shows the *same quality and quantity* of services are still being delivered at lower (social) costs. And that hasn’t been done.

www.wired.com/story/doge-h...

i am begging local news to do three seconds of journalism or at least use google so you can avoid things like letting a founder (left) take free shots at the homeless to hide a move they’ve been planning for two years (right)

even the neo-fascist italian leader is worried about Trump's fellating putin

@asharangappa.bsky.social when you talked about hybrid warfare with @dahlialithwick.bsky.social it sounded like my view of what Trump and Musk are doing at the top of the gov’t. But—unlike the little green men—their infiltration has the veneer of legitimacy. Am I way off the mark?

I had a boss who required us to do 60 hour weeks once. 11 hours 5 days, and 5 hours on a Saturday. I played Civilization at my desk on Saturdays. Sure. You're paying me to be here. It's part of the job. But there is literally nothing for me to do. So I'm not gonna do anything. And its Saturday

Urbanists in the US, please stop posting on X and informing him of things to destroy.

Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro

okay so they weren’t dead the last time they hung out with friends, we can cross that off the list

bring back paying middle school children to bash their heads in with rocks, it built character

do they understand that even if they have all the money and power they will still be ass people

Our boy’s getting worried…

I'm not going to bug AOC with my answer but I think for State Of The Union the Dems should all dress up like Vampires to confuse Trump, make him distracted the whole time trying to understand it. Also imagine how jealous all the Republicans would be

Israel says it is stopping the entry of all goods and supplies into Gaza