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samrosewatson.bsky.social
Designer/Artist/Writer/Dumbass. Dan Slott and Christopher Cantwell fall into an active volcano challenge. #NAFO expansion is nonnegotiable. I was born a Notre Dame football fan why the fuck would I choose this.
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here’s how madame web can still win

submitted 5 hours ago • 19 comments

I can’t understand you at all if you didn’t enjoy Megalopolis a little bit

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Sure, you could watch the #Oscars, OR you could watch the:

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Don’t feel bad for Timmy Chalamet, he’s about to pull his phone out and find out the Knicks came back from down 19.

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

Guys I just opened one of those little thin produce bags on the first try. 🤯 My wings unfurl. I glow with power. It has been nice to know you. Soon, I Ascend

submitted 10 hours ago • 19 comments

i moved his (dusty) son so I could clean his chair and found him sitting like this

submitted 9 hours ago • 8 comments

he takes a pet like no problem

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Unfettered access to every level of our government is just one of the perks that comes at the $250M subscriber level, I don't understand why people are freaking out

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

Thank fuck Anora won.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

A thing I wish more people knew is that measles is basically the most contagious disease in the world

submitted 11 hours ago • 112 comments

If Conclave loses from here on out it’s going to be because they didn’t lean on their strengths (vaping Cardinal). Give the people what they want

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

Can’t believe they left Scott Wampler off the In Memoriam segment, disrespectful imo

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

After "Anora" nabbed two Oscars, Conan O'Brien remarked, "Americans are excited to see somebody stand up to a powerful Russian." The audience laughed.

submitted 6 hours ago • 42 comments

Zoomers being obsessed with the 2000s is so funny. Trying to relate. At least the 70s had manageable cocaine and unprotected sex. What are we getting from 2001 besides freedom fries?

submitted 6 hours ago • 13 comments

because queen latifah is on, a reminder

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Never forget that today's Oscars darling, Timothée Chalamet, started out with a YouTube channel where he modded Xbox 360 controllers.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

The revolution may or may not be streamed.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

You know who’s not going to stop learning second and third languages? Rich kids.

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

A very powerful image we should all be celebrating

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

i expect the markets to have a totally chill reaction to this

submitted 11 hours ago • 251 comments

One thing that the "left" (defined very broadly) can do to build a counter movement (to the participatory dynamics on the right) is to seize, model, and provide diverse opportunites for participation — so that everyday people can have agency in writing the story of who/what that movement is.

submitted 15 hours ago • 19 comments

I, for one, don’t doubt the sincerity of Trump supporters’ views regarding the importance of respectful attire in federal buildings.

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

What's not mentioned in this excerpt is that this was sponsored by Third Way, a think tank that is singlemindedly devoted to convincing Democrats to cut the left out of the party. God knows the DNC has its problems, but it's misleading to frame this as a mainstream Democratic conference.

submitted 15 hours ago • 123 comments

The perfect gun for not waking your wife when you accidentally shoot your teenager sneaking back into the house

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Third Way exists to give Politico and Axios the quotes for rarebit articles, and Politico and Axios exist to give Third Way an unearned sense of relevance. Just ignore them all, and don't fall for their effort to make Third Way the secret voice of actual Democrats

submitted 13 hours ago • 35 comments

all these people need to be exiled to an island where they can live out their fantasy of mitt romney being the 2028 democratic nominee

submitted 15 hours ago • 41 comments

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

Sorry I didn't call you back, the last patina of Rule of Law dissolved in my country and I've just been a little off about it

submitted 16 hours ago • 7 comments

just the squishiest bitchbaby in creation

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

The realignment of the U.S. Republican Party with the Kremlin ... and I mean fully and openly ... is stunning to watch in real time.

submitted 13 hours ago • 343 comments

No man is above Poe’s law.

submitted 13 hours ago • 34 comments

submitted 13 hours ago • 18 comments

i underestimated the minivan and that’s on me

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

JD Vance skiing in Vermont, gets called Putin's puppet in the lift line and almost gets drilled by a snowboarder and then another skiier as he goes down a bunny hill.

submitted 18 hours ago • 80 comments

gonna start a YouTube channel that's "the Criterion Closet but with sandwiches instead of movies"

submitted 13 hours ago • 28 comments

I don’t think democrats have some “secret plan” Democrats are not secret plan “havers”

submitted 14 hours ago • 13 comments

Fun fact: You've been paying into social security your whole life, so when Elon turns his cash vacuum cleaner on that system, he's stealing directly from you in the most unambiguous way imaginable.

submitted 14 hours ago • 13 comments

The same Marco Rubio of whom @chrislhayes.bsky.social said this nearly a decade ago? "I always say, if your life depends on Marco Rubio having a spine, you're already dead."

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

This is why it’s important to foster compassion as integral to who we are as Americans… fires have no costal allegiance

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

[speaking very slowly and quietly between clenched teeth because i'm trying not to lose it] based...on...what...

submitted 14 hours ago • 21 comments

The way I watch Severance is in every scene I ask how Jack Reacher would handle that situation. Totally ruins both shows, don’t do it

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

It's so easy to divide people, like we're not even close to utilizing all the ways. What I'm getting at is would you give mouth to mouth to a chicken?

submitted 15 hours ago • 51 comments

Reacher season 3 reaffirms how some New England accents are an affront to God.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Names and faces of the people wrecking our government in the cause of DOGE www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

submitted 16 hours ago • 40 comments

At the state of the union, as soon as Elon Musk is mentioned/acknowledged, all the Democrats (and Republicans with a spine) should walk out.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Haven’t seen from everyone yet. But all the dept leadership messages I’ve seen so far this time are instructing people to answer the second ElonMail

submitted 17 hours ago • 37 comments