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scrippit.bsky.social
Getting older, not as funny as I think I am. Wine, music, vinyl, bicycles. Centrist. Atheist. #FBPE
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Dear Canada- Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever. ❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸 #MakeAmericaNormalAgain

complete batshit insanity

Our cover this week.

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Police have revealed that Trump’s actual height is 5’10” and his weight is 130kg (287lbs). Slightly more believable than his “health report”

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Absolutely brutal

Casar: At the end of the day, this is about taking your hard-earned money and giving it to themselves—or funneling it to their friends. That’s all this is about.

We found the government “waste, fraud, and abuse”.

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

Here’s the real reason why DOGE is gutting the IRS. (Hint: it has nothing to do with “efficiency.”)

While I see all your conspiracy theories I regret to inform you that the horrible truth is that an old man with a tariff obsession has been given almost unlimited power in the world's richest country.

Confirmed cases of measles in the US. 2020: 13 2021: 49 2022: 121 2023: 59 2024: 285 Total cases: 527 (5-years) 2025: (first 90 days) 628 confirmed cases of measles, and 3 deaths.

I take almost no pleasure in being right

Let’s be clear. He sold $2.4 billion of his stock the day before he announced tariffs. He’s now crashing the stock market deliberately. He will then buy stock when it’s fallen through the floor. All this is is him stiffing everyone to get richer. That’s it.

Boat derangement syndrome

An immensely rich woman who moved three years ago to the UK to exploit a favourable tax system is leaving after being made to pay tax. She complains that she is having to move to Italy despite not liking the food. Cue the world’s tiniest violin… www.thetimes.com/article/4305...

This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.

Very accurate...

Just got to the Mall and saw this sign, which no one is going to top. #HandsOff2025

Nothing to see here…just a few men from St Joseph, Missouri publicly threatening to run over peaceful protestors. No, I didn’t redact their names.

Cunt

Mark Kelly: "This is not surprising. Here's a guy who told Americans to inject bleach into their bodies, who sent a mob to Capitol Hill. And now I think it's fair to say he stands out as singlehandedly destroying more wealth with his bad decisions than anybody else who has ever lived on this planet"

MASSIVE SHIFT Pro-democracy channels on YouTube are now growing faster than right-wing channels for the first time. MeidasTouch is proud to lead the way as the fastest-growing YouTube channel in Q1 2025. Keep this momentum going: YouTube.com/@meidastouch

This really is a terrible take from Hannan. Even worse than usual. archive.ph/MFCbk

The richest man in the world spent more money than most of us will see in our lifetimes to lose a state Supreme Court race by 10 points. And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.

Another semi-literate 'patriot'........

I derive joy from it.

Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.

Truer words were never spoken.

Tesla is recalling nearly every Cybertruck in the United States due to the risk of the exterior panels flying off and hitting other cars on the road. This comes as Tesla’s stock continues to plunge.

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/o...

My thanks to His Majesty King Charles III for his warm welcome and gracious hospitality today. Canada is fortunate to have a steadfast defender in our sovereign.

Republicans control the House. Republicans control the Senate. Republicans control the White House (sort of). If the government shuts down it is 100% on them. Ignore the any media that claims otherwise.

This is a Hitler-screaming-in-his-bunker-at-generals level of lunacy

And straight into a tariff wall at that.

Y’all President is shilling unsold Teslas in front of the White House like a mf on State St. Not even corrupt politicians in Africa do this type of shit I’m crying bro 😭😭

After doing an informercial on the lawn of the White House, Elon Musk used 14 flags to help boost the stock of his car company. This is a reference to the Nazi slogan “14 Words”—the second time he’s done it. Does he have to burn a cross before people get it? www.mind-war.com/p/does-he-ha...

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am. #IncompetentKrasnov

That’s how this American feels too!!!👍

Hey friends, I came across this in someones timeline. Never a truer word spoken about Mr Dicktator!!! Please share so those that voted for this nightmare can feel publicly shamed!Everyone deserves peace and morality in their lives. Well except the MAGATS that voted for this shit show. Repost, Linda💞

As Honest Bob Jenrick tours the country repeating far-right conspiracy talking points about “two-tier sentencing”, here is the letter his own government sent to the Sentencing Council last year approving the very Guidelines he now claims are evidence of “two-tier Keir”. The man is a fraud.

The last *seven days*? What *we* have *always feared*? What an irredeemable fraud he is. Gets a whole chapter in ‘How They Broke Britain’. And here he is now, ‘seeing the light’. Danny Dyer voiceover: “Twat.”

New signage in NYC states that all dog poop must be placed into the nearest cybertruck. 💩🚮

Poor Alexander Armstrong he only has £3.9m and he is 'extremely poor' and unable to pay his kids Private School fees.