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REACHER keeps getting larger and his phone keeps getting smaller and my country is shit but this is perfection.

In the same way Loki, Doom, and Phoenix have all had dedicated omnibuses, I want a Maker Omnibus. It's okay, you can start with Ultimate Fallout #4. I'm easy. Gonna talk this into manifesting, like I did with Miles Teller being cast as The Maker. (It's a thing now.)

Fine, but you all made me. Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only.

I genuinely and fervently hope Lake Bell is Poison Ivy in Gunn's new DCU films...and that she just keeps playing Ivy they way she does on Harley Quinn.

Really can't be emphasized enough that Kamala Harris, like most Democrats, did not actually run on the defense of trans people in 2024. The real ask here is for Democratic candidates to join in attacking a minority population that is being persecuted by the current administration for votes.

The Incredible Hulk. X-Factor. Spider-Man. Supergirl. Young Justice. Aquaman. More Star Trek novels than I can count. For these reasons alone, DC/Marvel/Paramount should pay Peter David’s medical bills FOREVER. bleedingcool.com/comics/peter...

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JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i have big newssss King: oh no Rowling: it'sss about harry potter! King: oh! King: i didn't expect that King: well that sounds just fine then! Poe: careful steve Poe: she's tricked you before

The Derek Chauvin pardon they floated isn't getting dark-skinned people in the streets like they wanted. The Trump administration needs a reason to declare martial law.

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...

Media literacy is one of the most important things that we spend absolute no effort to teach in America today. It is amazing. We just throw people into this ocean of bullshit with no tools to figure out what is real or how to dig into text.

oh so *now* the biden economy was "firing on all cylinders" huh? i kinda don't recall that being the tenor of economic news coverage before the election

"It’s disgusting and, frankly, counterproductive to point out that I voted for this. To imply that I had personal free will and agency when I walked into a voting booth and picked Mayor Bomberman is insulting."

We're all so underprepared and underequipped for this moment. But it feels like once you say "there is compelling evidence against this relationship but the public doesn't believe it so we need to do more studies" you should figure out how to answer the question of why more studies would work

Late to the party, but the art in BATMAN: DARK PATTERNS is *PHENOMENAL*.

So white American farmers have seen their contracts broken, their government funding denied, their undocumented workers deported, tariffs soon to be imposed on their goods, and now Trump is bringing in wealthy South African industrial farmers to receive preferential treatment? Okay!

thinking about Reacher guesting on KING OF THE HILL. Bobby constantly asking for piggyback rides. Nancy Gribble commenting A LOT about how big he is. Hank delighted to find someone who asks a lot of intelligent questions about propane. Dale tries to karate chop him and Reacher bonks his head

At this point, I'm convinced the Harris campaign was full of Trump-supporting ops posing as moderates. People more concerned with job security than a future where they'd be required to work instead of just existing as a "not-Republican."

After Trump sent a lynch mob after Congress, not only did the GOP not impeach him, they drove the Members who tried out of the caucus. But a black Dem who stood up, we can’t have that. The Dems don’t lose because they’re too far left, they lose because they stink of weakness.

A series of statements that need to be read and made fact. Via @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social

Meme in real life

Okay, so how "Red Skies" is NYX #9 connecting to One World Under Doom? It's listed in the reading order, but it's part 2 of X-Manhunt, which means it doesn't have the OWUD banner. But it for sure gets mentioned?

*sigh*

No one is better at capturing this moment (and how the Dems are failing to meet it) than @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social. inthesetimes.com/article/stat...

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

Oh, they're waking up!

This is literal fascist propaganda. Anyone making this claim is not just wrong. They are actively contributing to the far right ability to walk over this country like Jesus on water. They don’t actually want to fight to protect the country from fascism they just want to go back to having brunch.

Zelensky handled things like a boss today. I am infamously prickly with people on occasion and nothing sets it off more than feeling like I'm dealing with someone who is unprepared or disrespectful. Today would have triggered me in overt ways. Zelensky showed real character in handling those dunces.

Teyana's man is looking good. I hope that Lindelof name means that a couple of Watchmen writers have slid in the backdoor on this. (Yes, I mean the black ones.)

Show me you in a hat

JFC. The US Economic Policy Uncertainty Index is at its highest level since 2000, higher than during the Financial Crisis, higher than during COVID

There’s a great quote in THE MARK INSIDE where a 1920’s con man says that the perfect victim is not a stupid man, but a man who’s made his fortune in one specific field, because these men assume they’re brilliant in all other things and believe they can’t be fooled.

The only correct version of this headline. Kathleen Kennedy haters are fools and children who genuinely understand nothing about the incredible career she's had.

It's inspiring how Neil Gaiman fans let out a collective ugh and then stopped being Neil Gaiman fans.

I've received word that the Walt Disney Company has not made DCPs of any of its Ernest movies, and thus they cannot be screened legally at repertory cinemas. This is why film history cannot be entrusted to corporations. (We wanted to play Ernest Goes to Jail)