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I often called out the weirdness of pep rallies loudly and forcefully... in the middle of pep rallies. Ended up in the principal's office several times for doing that. Apparently they don't like you disrupting their rituals.

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I went to an arts high school and we got more drug dog searches than any other school because the district assumed all the weird art kids were on drugs, and yet we never did anything like this.

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Everyone thinks they're gonna be the warlord and not the guy on the back of a motorcycle with a dog collar around his neck.

submitted 23 hours ago • 58 comments

Elon thinks he would be Mad Max during the apocalypse, when in reality he would be hung upside down and fed his own severed cock within 42 hours of society collapsing

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

Ketamine-addled tech bro nerd oligarch, with mediocre plastic surgery, hair plugs, and a (reportedly) failed penis implant ( 🧐🤣 ) is fantasizing about those of us left alive soon living in a Mad Max-styled world, with him and his oligarch pals watching from the comfort of their palaces and towers 🖕

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

"This country has gotten bloated, fat, disgusting, and incompetently run," the 78-year-old McDonald's extreme enthusiast said.

submitted 23 hours ago • 849 comments

This doesn’t exist and will literally save $0

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“Hi, I’m from Neuralink. Our founder, an emotionally stunted drug-addled Nazi billionaire whose rockets explode and cars spontaneously catch fire, would like to put a chip in your brain.” “Seems risky” “You can call people ‘retarded’” “Sign me up”

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I would be very pleased if at least one media outlet reports the upcoming Bezos wedding with: “Billionaire Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, 61, married Lauren Wendy Sánchez, 55, a squinty-eyed sentient Fleshlight in Italy today …” Bonus points if the Washington Post leads with that…..

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Could the FBI finance itself by selling nutritional supplements to angry conservative young men? This podcaster/deputy director says yes.

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“I’m the what?” - Amy Gleason

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it’s hard to know where anything in this country is going politically but i am 100% positive that dan bongino will accidentally shoot the gun at himself at least once

submitted 3 days ago • 497 comments

I can't wait for this to be the reason i get banned on twitter

submitted 5 days ago • 463 comments

If you go back and read the country’s original user manual it lists factors that help you identify monarchical malware and suggests solutions.

submitted 5 days ago • 85 comments

Dear manager, this week I 1) climbed highest mountains 2) have run through the fields 3) have scaled these city walls 4) have kissed honey lips 5) felt the healing in her fingertips But I still haven’t found who I’m working for

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Dear manager, this week I 1) Got to know how to pony like Bony Maronie 2) Mashed potato, did the alligator 3) Put my hand on my hips 4) Let my backbone slip 5) Did the watusi like my little Lucy

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If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

submitted 5 days ago • 669 comments

CPAC feed on the news channel at the hotel. "We're putting forth policies to let people live their lives without government interference." Let's cut to Lying Cat:

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

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We tried to tell you...

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"someone with his business acumen"?!? FFS he bankrupted his casinos THREE TIMES!

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It was always Rand Paul’s destiny to be the last man to board the political Titanic and the first one to shove a woman out of the way to take the last seat on a lifeboat.

submitted 7 days ago • 1495 comments

Someone solved the internet.

submitted 7 days ago • 40 comments

I'd like the congratulate the Canadian hockey team on their victory last night over the team fielded by Russia's vassal.

submitted 7 days ago • 145 comments

More of this, America, please and thank you

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God I hate this town so much. Fuck Huntington Beach.

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Q: Now do pay attention 007...this may look like an ordinary Pepsi bottle, but you will need to piss in it during your thirteen hours shift in the warehouse, as order fulfillment must take precedence to any bathroom break. BOND (archly): How refreshing. The taste of a new generation, indeed.

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

You know how you go to Target to buy one thing and end up spending $50? Turns out they solved that problem. #DEI

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc

submitted 9 days ago • 519 comments

The way Bloomberg is framing this is very important to consider. Media literacy is so dead and it needs to wake up. "Saving" money implies the spending was not necessary. Making sure our food is safe is actually extremely important?

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In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And when will the feds finally put an end to congestion pricing in Manhattan?

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Nimrata was for Danold before she was against him. #flippityflop

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Sorry, Nikki. You knew you were getting a Putin shill and you endorsed him anyway. No take backs.

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👇🏻

submitted 8 days ago • 1376 comments

feel safe

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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

submitted 12 days ago • 2238 comments

seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism

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Tell MAGA they should definitely try to pet the big furry humpbacked cows in National Parks this summer. US Forest Service and National Park Service to fire thousands of workers www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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Wisdom

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 13 days ago • 368 comments

This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages

submitted 16 days ago • 635 comments

“marks” that’s the term i’ve been looking for. thank you.

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