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probably the most embarrassing thing on earth is having to answer questions from an electrician. “Where’s your emergency disconnect?” sir all i know is somehow we have put lightning inside the wires

Every since I read this ProPublica piece a few years ago, I use this "pretend we're talking about a guy named Bob" test all the time. (Here it's about antitrust, but it's useful everywhere.) www.propublica.org/article/yiel...

the absolute best propaganda is the "shut the fuck up" genre

the difference between the fictional RoboCop and real police officers is RoboCop is haunted by memories of life as a human being

this is the kind of bold stance i come to the NYT for

D&D? No..... I'm more into J&J. Japes and jests with my friends

We can't help but hit the mic when the beat is [all together] NASTY Insurance should cover your vagino- [all together]PLASTY

I can’t believe how few conversations about the uses of LLMs seem to incorporate this fact. It is not a knowledge or understanding machine! It is a thing-saying machine!

guys will say they know a place and take you here

AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders

Oh no the cops are at your door!!! •Remain calm (most important!) •Do not go out to meet them •Ask for badge numbers and officer names •Ask them to SLIDE A WARRANT UNDER THE DOOR. •Check for date, your name and address, judge's signature. Without ALL these things, tell them to leave

Monday 3/25/24 Cinema720 presents BJORK: VESPERTINE LIVE (2002) SKRILLEXMACHINA (2023) plus shorts, waves, sleepwaves, and more 8:30p eastern cinema720.org

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ

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lower back tattoo that says this

Where our Marvel Legends It’s Jeff in a Hulkbuster figure?

day 2 of candy crush regionals is heating up

teacher: what does “agnostic” mean? me: I don’t know teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”? me: *shrug* teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”? me: what difference does any of this make? teacher: amazing

This book owns and it’s on sale

Qu'a dit le guitariste quand il a quitté The Smiths? "J'en ai marre."

the public is to blame for not doing some very specific things to this guy very publicly

Gonna run this thing into the ground; This weeklong Smashwords ebook sale I’m a part of (a lot of my work is on sale and free!) is still going on. Make me feel better about life, read my work;

I made okonomiyaki

Verschlechternde Neubauten

once i was having a dinner party and someone asked what the music was and i said "oh, edith piaf" but they heard "oh, eat your pilaf" and i coincidentally had served pilaf so they just kind of obediently tucked in like "okay maybe i can ask questions later" this makes me laugh every time i remember

Every new right-wing publication is named The Daily Constitution and pays a dozen writers mid-six-figure salaries thanks to backing by the CEO of fascism. Every new left-wing publication is named Lazer Sword & pays fifty contributors $300 a month, funded by laid-off journalists donated buyout pay.

We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being

We used to be a society.

I sat down with the bees from My Girl for a 3000-on-one interview to finally hear their side of story

i think liberals and leftists and all kind of progressives want to be smart and perceived as smart so badly that they simply cannot conceive of there being an entire contingent of society that doesn’t give a shit about looking smart so long as they win

I think it's a positive sign that such a large consumer-focused outlet like Men's Health is warning its readers about COVID reinfections, Long COVID, and is recommending masking in 2024. More of this, please!