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sublimebrushwork.bsky.social
Miniature painter, care worker, blogger, cat lover, former 'eavy Metal painter, short, fat, bearded, born and bred in Zummerzet.
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Yep. Ugh.
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If this is real, you are an absolute shit and deserve to suffer whatever consequences come to you from this.
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100% I have enough toilet anxiety as it is...
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Hmm, to some they are very important indeed.
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Ooh, like when I cut my finger badly on the boot of my car the other day, and shouted "you bastard Harry, what the fuck did you do that for?" The old lady next door gave me such a look...
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I dont remember writing this...
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Thank you so much, that's very kind of you to say so.
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Thank you 😁 yeah, I did a fair chunk of the mid-90s plastics. WHQ, Talisman...
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Lovely work, Nick. Also, remember them? I painted these!
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Well, each to their own, but anyone who loved Bluebird is ok by me.
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Came here to say exactly this. I dunno how any smoker thinks they get away with it.
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You, sir, are a prick. 100% shitbag.
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I was with you until the Vettriano crack. I love his paintings.
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Depends on the tune. "Live In An Elevator", "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor", or "Sit On My Face And Tell Me You Love Me" are personal favourites. "Santa Claus You Fucking Cunt" at christmas is fun, too.
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This morning The Better Half and I had an excellent full English, with coffee included, for a tenner each. In London. If you think Spoons is the only place you can get good value, you have no taste and need to look a little harder. You can get better quality for the same price all over the place.
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What? Idiot.
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I just hope they play it straight. Its what made the series and the first film so good. In the 2nd and 3rd films they reacted to the stupid and it ruined the effect.
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I recognise the talent, but gods I detest the Bee Gees.
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Does it count if you only ever met each of them once...?
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Couldn't agree more. Same for Transformers. And maybe Star Wars too...
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I've said it before...I'll know when tech has reached the pinnacle/gone too fucking far when I can look at Google maps and zoom in on the top of my own head in real time. Mind ypi, I'll settle for it working in more than 30% of southwest England.
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You have no idea how catastrophically wrong you are.
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But not as good as having a nap AFTER lunch...
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Every middle-aged man ever is a variation on this.
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Tell him to make his own fucking roast.
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Pretty sure you're a tory. Lazy, entitled, arrogant...
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A FUCKING DRY WEDDING?!! Man I feel for you.
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Whut?
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So what would you call it?
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I never saw the fascination with Skalextric.
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There's so many relationship red flags in this one...
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"Batman, it seems you have a screw loose!"
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I...really quite like it.
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Yeah, but no two people can ever agree on which two films...
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With you 100%.
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Vanessa Paradis taught me a lot more than that...
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"I don't mind them coming over here as long as they're going to be useful and I don't have to have any interaction with them beyond their useful role. Heaven forbid the kids of the family that runs the Punjab Express (lovely place, you should try their masala) should go to school with our kids."
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"Yes," I said, "that'll do nicely."
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Bacon. Or cheese and pickle. Or roast chicken. Or tuna mayo. Banananana is nice, but it's way down the chart.
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Who is Mr Bea...no, wait, I've realised I don't care. He sounds awful, and I don't need that in my life.
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WOW!!!
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Oh man, I need to watch this again...
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Someone else loves Top Secret! I mentioned it a couple of years ago to my film-obsessed buddy and he hadn't even heard of it!