tcfka-stevas.bsky.social
Stevas was born of a jackal and raised by wolves - but that don't mean it's evil!*
It DOES, however, mean it's capable of licking its own genitalia. And is easily distracted by bones.
Which is often quite unfortunate, tbh.
*doesn't mean it's not, either
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Are you new around here or what
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Still break out my PAL SNES style 3DS, and I'm always thinking "why do I keep putting this away?"
Mod it, add a 512GB SD card. Cartridges shmartridges
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Surely ranks as the best value EVER two for one
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I see you're trying to be clever, here - and failing spectacularly, by the way (don't stress about it, it's really not your fault) - but the solution is laughably simple.
Ready? Here goes:
All the cunts, stop being cunts.
That's it.
How's that work?
Because all the cunts have nearly all the money.
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You'd think with how precious he is about his hand size, he'd maybe avoid a dance which brings attention to how tiny they are, huh
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The term is "muzzle velocity", which, you know, Bannon actually told americans would happen some time ago
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Given how much the level of sheer moron has escalated since... how the fuck is he gonna top drinking bleach?
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It's amazing that, all that really broke america, was some old cunt realising that all he had to do was add shit like "they say" afterwards, and he could literally get away with saying anything.
Fuck the media for their unwillingness to challenge shit like this (as this bullshit is everywhere now)
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"Hey, congressman! What's with this leopard trying to eat my dumbass fucking face?!"
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Last time they finally turned up at least it was on the right side...
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Remember when the world was concerned Germany was starting to look like it hadn't learnt from it's own past?
Good times
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Me, now: Fuck me, really?
Me, ten years ago, being told by future me this is what america becomes: Huh. Figures.
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You know they've all practiced this in the mirror and they STILL all manage to look utterly pathetic when it comes to the big reveal.
The clownshow that is america would be a lot easier to take if y'all hadn't rolled over for THE most inept, cringe set of snake oil salesmen to walk the earth
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Not even reality can escape!
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I prefer to refer to it as the "satire singularity"
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Close to what
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Correct levels would be naming the americano option "watered down yank garbage"
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I'm reminded of what English Bob said in Unforgiven, on the subject of presidents and royalty.
Maybe the fuckwit had just watched it or something
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How, exactly, are you in the find out phase, unless the blue states actually stop paying taxes?
Did that happen and I missed it?
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Wait... It's only just occured to one of you to do that?
To be clear: not one of you already been on this?
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... Maybe you need to recalibrate your urine extraction detector
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The problem, as ever, is the quality of the humans using it. See also: the internet. Possibly THE greatest human achievement... unfortunately, humans also use it.
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I mean, it's obviously because we're in the end of days: WWIII approaching; asteroid incoming; moron on the rise... Did I say moron? I meant bigotry... You know what, I was right the first time... Where was I? That's right, moron - that reminds me: have I mentioned america yet?
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Why be so specific, this is me with every game
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It's the american way - home of the brave, land of the free!
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Big words
Little action
Everywhere I look
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You shouldn't - it's got no chance against a planet, Jerry
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What's the point of finding a way to stop dementia when - in one form or another - the entire country is suffering from it already?
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Way too verbose.
EGG?
EGG
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I'm well confused. Is this or isn't this one a bellend?
I think I need a spreadsheet from you people
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... you've seen the dude holding a gun, with his top off, while riding a horse through a river - right?
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Oh, this is one of those joke papers you americans do, isn't it; what's Elvis up to now then?
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Now, be fair, at current velocity, it's difficult to walk the line between full Nazi and racist uncle by the fucking hour
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I'd suggest the cure is Cobra... but it turns out, of course, that Stallone is a massive bellend chud too
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Isn't it widely known he'd have made more money just investing daddy's fortune in an index?
So no, not even that.
Given that it's difficult to NOT make money from it, more like "a failure at something almost all other humans succeed at".
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I mean... did they TRY to make it look like parent-teacher day?
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If you're even in doubt on Musk's supposed intelligence, just remember: if there's one thing he very definitely did himself... it's name all his companies and products.
Think on that
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Russell Brand trying to look "hard"
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Then again, I'll have lived my whole life, and have seen the very best of the internet; whereas THESE upstarts will soon be fighting over a can of beans in a decaying underpass, before avoiding Tesla branded terminators to get back to their "waterfront" cardboard box (by a sewer).
Happy tomorrow!
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Hey americans, do you understand English?
"pugnacious response"
"trump's suggestion"
Go look up these words. It seems to me you don't know what they mean.
And believe me, your media absolutely fucking does.
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Tried, but failed, to out-cringe her
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Somehow teabagging it?
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At this point, wouldn't it be easier to list the things you have that ARE fully functioning.
Or even partially, tbh
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Dear decent americans,
Steady on, don't overdo it.
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"Politicians have always lied" - a politician... saying the quiet part loud, there, ladies and gentlemen.
But, you know, MAYBE if the media/journlolism had actually occasionally called them out on their bullshit for - oh, I don't know - the last FUCKING 20+ YEARS... we wouldn't be where we are, huh?
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"But, y'know... Like... it's not all, it's not... not all bad news, am-america! I mean, like, zoom out and see, see... See the big... big Picture, and you'll appreciate that-that-that... there's always a light at the, like, at the end of the tunn-
Oh, wow, I JUST HIT HALF A FUCKING TRILLION Y'ALL"
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To be fair, that first part was only due to a load of americans not realising they didn't have to be - as it turned out their whole "democracy" was held together with rainbows and unicorns