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This is Dino. He saw you with that hot dog bun. Tried to get away but tripped over his own ears. 12/10 he has a family

“The Chancellor sparked anger when she revealed that govt wants to enable young people from Europe and UK to work and travel overseas” FFS. What ‘Brexit freedom’ exactly is being betrayed here? The freedom to NOT be free to work and travel overseas? One of the stupidest front pages I’ve ever seen.

TIL there are Japanese pills that make you sing better at karaoke and it is now my life quest to procure them 🥲

Bjork performing "Army of Me" with Skunk Anansie on Top of the Pops (1995)

“I could play with myself at the Pope’s funeral and not lose a single vote.”

I have a theory that Manchester United will destroy us all.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

In which I went down a rabbit hole. lauralaker.substack.com/p/why-did-th...

FUCK. THIS. All of this.

Okay Markwayne.

If you see this, quote this post with your favourite Pokémon (wrong answers only)

My favorite White Lotus scene

Best bookmark ever! #booksky

This takes me back to growing up as a non-smoker. Yellow patch in the ceiling above my stepdads seat in the sofa. Ashtrays! Coming back from a shift at the pub stinking of smoke. Sitting in the smoke room at Sky with colleagues who smoked. Now I just deal with fruity vape clouds outside

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

Why aren't you wearing a suit and tie???

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Nintendo paid homage to the 1991 Paul Rudd SNES commercial by bringing him back to make one for Switch 2. This is amazing.

What's the craziest thing you ever saw happen at a baseball game?

The cruelty is the point. The banal, vicious, performative cruelty. Turns out ‘anti-woke’ just meant anti-decency, anti-humanity & anti-rule of law.

This. Spain has the good fortune to have vast wind and solar resources and the good sense to invest enthusiastically in them. It's on track to being Europe's green energy superpower.

A film that takes place where you’re from

🔴An Urgent Warning to the West From the Ukrainian ‘Elves’ Fighting Russian Infiltration Zarina Zabrisky speaks exclusively to Ukrainian officers from the ‘Elves’ unit about how Putin’s agents waged a decades-long hybrid war against their country bylinetimes.com/2025/04/15/a...

Local planners: 7 years and $1.2 million. #Beavers: just vibes and sticks. Nature's engineers get it done. No permits required

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” It costs less to house people.

We need more ridiculous crime items to shake up our game and keep the giggles rolling! The wackier, the better! Drop your most out-there ideas in the comments. Can’t wait to read your suggestions!

Apple and Almond Cake is #RecipeOfTheDay! It’s flourless, though divinely tender; dairy-free, though tastes ridiculously buttery; perfect for Passover, though great at any time. It’s a pretty big cake, but you can halve quantities and bake in a 20cm/ 8inch Springform www.nigella.com/recipes/appl...

At the local IMAX to see Minecraft and it’s just me. My own private screening! 😁

I can't believe the Scotch Whisky Association's secret plan to "steal a living from whisky manufacturers" by *checks notes* making it easier to export to some of their biggest markets?

🚨Every word of this from AOC. "If people are pissed about insider trading here at the House, look at what's happening at the White House.” (🎥 NY1)

they should invent podcasts you can read

Horseshoe theory in action: Donald Trump and George Galloway are both working in the interest of the good workers of their imagination, who want factory jobs. Rather than the workers of the real world, who given a choice generally choose other work (as the data shows, time and again).

This is atrocious politics. If the Online Safety Act (flawed as it may be) is seen to be weakened by a supine manoeuvre to curry favour with the Trump admin, the next teenager to commit suicide after viewing suicide content on TikTok will be laid at No 10's door.

Shadow of the Beast. Psygnosis, Ocean, 1990. I never knew there was a #C64 release for years. I am most familiar with the #Amiga version. Fantastic raw sid sounds.🔉🎶 #Commodore #C64

"You boy! What tariff is it today?"

Spoiler: It is absolutely market manipulation

Why would you move your manufacturing to America when next week the tariffs might half, or disappear, or double, or grow wings and fly, or be turned into a goblin, or become an emotion, or

Did a cat write this?

Goodnight everyone Jupiter in infrared

I heard a knobhead in the pub saying that maybe he's imagining it, but he feels as if he's in a 70s horror film because of the way people stand and glare at his TESLA when he drives it through the village. He's not imagining it. We've got a WhatsApp group.