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thewhorticulturist.bsky.social
I’m Pam. Graphic and Plant design studio owner. West coast Meta refugee. Beyhive and Swiftie safe house. I’m not nice to assholes. Thewhorticulturist.com/links
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Literally no idea who the second one is, but I never miss a chance to dunk on Drake.
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Sounded like he was threatening all the governors, to me.
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Y’all probably don’t want Texas, Florida, or about half the states in between. The rest of us are in.
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Not smart, nor sexy, unfortunately. 🤣
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Absolutely. They raised me- a white kid- in a brown city in southern CA, though, which makes it stranger to me. The fact that they haven’t listened to new music since Cat Stevens should have been my clue. 🤣
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“Stop calling us nazis”
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Thank you for being willing to understand it.
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This is legit insight. My liberal parents hear “rap” and they just shut down. Completely. They’ve been that way since I was listening to Snoop in the 90s. I was SO disappointed that they took nothing away from it. Not a thing.
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Comey can go fuck himself, regardless of party.
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Somebody else figured it out- it’s this. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
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Money.
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This is why I don’t sell plants. 😂
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And still fucked it up. Look at the typography. 🤣
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I feel like she just grew up.
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*badder* might work even betterer
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My college friends for YEARS talked about the crazy chick who stormed into their dorm room freshman year, tore their lame roommate a brutal new one, then disappeared. Don’t sexually harass my friends anonymously in public. You will not be anonymous for long. And everyone else will be on my side. 😁
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Yeah, nobody needs to hear that shit.
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I don’t get the feeling that he feels the need to improve anything about himself.
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At least my parents are democrats. Not what I’d call “woke” (they hated Kendrick Bowl and missed the symbolism completely) but they also hate the orangutan.
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Scream at a boy one time for messing with your friend, and you’ll be remembered forever. (Ask how I know.)
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Yes, let’s use the money well.
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You’re thinking of worser
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Maybe leave the mom part out 🤣
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I feel this. I see my mom pretty often, but she does not ask about me. Ever. If work or something comes up, I can’t ever get out more than the basics, and suddenly the conversation has shifted again to something she can relate to.
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This is almost as important as teaching them to open the fridge and recognize your drink once they can walk.
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You’d think they’d figure out the face after doing this for years.
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Don’t forget the birthday holiday.
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Problem is we can’t imagine it, cause it’s too insane to ever have possibly happened.
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“I will be as excited as I want to be” in petulant man baby is just so funny to me.
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My dummy.
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So what you actually mean is it’s the DNCs fault.
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The list of words they’re searching right now is incredible. I had to change language on websites for a client this week, because they’re grant funded and do incredible diversity work. But we can’t tell anyone that.
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Opposite for me. I get zero engagement here but still plenty there.
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Wait what else would you do 😂
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There was already Easter candy out last Wednesday.
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She doesn’t tend to add anything. She just sings people’s songs really, really well.
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I like how your only post is about how much negative vitriol is online, then you post drivel like this.
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I did enjoy the “oh Christ” laugh when he said it.
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Excellent analysis. No notes. As soon as they played it the first time I just stared at it. The second time, I started yelling 🤣