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LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: holding nintendo cartridge i know how to get it to work lauren

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Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

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So on Alberta Hwy 2, at township road 470, there's a semi just jammed up under the overpass with boxes spilling out of the trailer, and the cab absolutely crushed. For the last 2 days. And like 40,000 people a day pass that accident. And nothing at all on the news. The heck?

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My kids are currently having a physical fight which started based on who shot whom during a game of imaginary finger guns, and I am going to have a damn stroke

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Plus side to Super Bowl Sunday is that the movie theatres are frickin' EMPTY. Keep your sportsball, I'm watching Dogman with my kids.

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There’s an entire persistent cosmology that exists only within the confines of my daughter’s bathtub centered around a zebra named Billy Slimes who stars in a TV procedural called Slime Masters that follows the Slime Squad as they investigate “slimergencies.” His catchphrase is “It’s slime time!”

submitted 30 days ago • 10 comments

If you scream inside your head you never have to stop to take a breath.

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My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps

submitted 32 days ago • 565 comments

Triple Stuffed!

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Good lord. This company is awful. And I hope their executives feel bad.

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In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes. So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.

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@vacationwishing13.bsky.social please tattoo this inside my eyelids

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Police are reporting that CEO shooting suspect Luigi Mangione used a "ghost gun", or "Poltergust 3000."

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RFKJ supporters are like “he’s just asking questions, what’s wrong with that” and the questions are like why do vaccines cause super autism in children exposed to WiFi radiation?

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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

submitted 91 days ago • 202 comments

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

submitted 91 days ago • 1765 comments

Watching that yacht rock documentary and you guys I think Billie Eilish is whatever the current version of that is. And I mean that in the best possible way, to be clear.

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Me orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

submitted 91 days ago • 249 comments

omg ded

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the paramedics stopping compressions and asking my wife if she’d like to upgrade to CPR+ for $21.99

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Reading The Hobbit out loud to my kids and replacing all of Tolkien's bad folk songs with Beastie Boys lyrics.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

@vacationwishing13.bsky.social this is honestly how I feel about most school things.

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Some jerk (me) ate all the damn gummies. What am I supposed to do, raw-dog reality? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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So the other day I did a home visit in a shelter run by a religious organization, and I was stuck in the lobby for a few minutes. And they were playing a Christian rock concert, loudly, on the TV, and it was SO BAD. Starting a Satanist shelter so we can at least have some decent metal.

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just learned the Swahili word "shagalabagala" which roughly means "chaos as usual". such a great mouthfeel on that mf

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Strap in, kids. It's time for story time with weird Uncle Coprolithic. For my Edmonton followers, did you ever wonder why 111 Avenue does this weird wiggle until it becomes 112 Ave? Well too bad. You're going to find out anyways, at least if you bother to mine through this thread. #YEGHistory #YEG

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I was thinking this is better than the site with "Elon and the Nazis", and then I thought that sounds like the worst 60s pop group imaginable.

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Bye, America. It's been real, but I don't want to see you speedrun the Weimar era up close.

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