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Hey, it’s really weird that to buy a kindle book from Amazon, I can’t use either of the apps. Instead I have to go through Amazon on a browser. That’s weird, right?

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Still haven’t seen Wicked, but it does warm my heart to know that there is now an entire other generation that is going to attempt to read, and inevitably decide not to finish, the book it’s based on

submitted 38 days ago • 866 comments

This is perfect explanation

submitted 39 days ago • 1246 comments

I genuinely believe that the salute was a pulse check to see what they’ll be able to get away with, and the media seems to be letting them know it’s everything. Don’t let your craven non-confrontational nature allow you to ignore the obvious (hand) signs.

submitted 41 days ago • 33 comments

When Biden was elected: “you’re not liberal enough, you’re too old, I can’t believe we had to vote for you, you need to do all these things OR ELSE.” When Trump is elected: “🥺 I just hope you know that this is America and you represent all of us now.” Fuck Dave Chappelle and the double standard.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Ad for somatic yoga app. I click it cause I’m interested. Not interested enough to answer 41 questions before seeing what the fuck it even is

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Hot take in education… I’m glad we don’t teach how to write in cursive anymore. It’s a pointless skill. I learned it middle school and haven’t used it since. You’ll never need an elaborate signature.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

There's no "controversy" over The Witcher 4, it's just gotten picked up in what is now a cottage industry of YouTube-based outrage content farming by people who have zero actual investment in or understanding of the things they cover multiple times a day, every day

submitted 79 days ago • 229 comments

So like… we all know this Belicheck to UNC thing is gonna be a complete and total dumpster fire, right?

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

We wanted to understand what’s going on in South Korea. So we talked to three Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby’s in Harrisburg

submitted 88 days ago • 366 comments

I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff

submitted 88 days ago • 148 comments

All I heard while being terminally online this year was how Taylor Swift’s jet usage was killing the environment and how she was an awful person. Here’s some dudes you conveniently never heard about that rank above her in usage… Elon Musk Luke Bryan Tom Cruise Matt Damon Dr. Phil George Lucas 🤔

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

If Aaron Rodgers has a million haters I’m one of them. If he has 1000 haters I’m one of them. If he has 1 hater it’s me. If he has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is for Aaron Rodgers, I am against the world.

submitted 92 days ago • 556 comments

I feel like “Coalition of the Willing” would have been a sick DnD party name if the Bush admin hadn’t taken it.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

submitted 98 days ago • 2250 comments

Shout out to Lucky’s Dad in Bluey who frequently gets immediately thrown into a pretend game and responds like he knows exactly what’s being played.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

So we all agree Jelly Roll is an industry plant, right?

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Conspiracy theory: Young the Giant and Cage the Elephant are actually the same band.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I live in constant fear that Nardwuar is going to be around every corner with a microphone and a list of people for me to suddenly remember from my childhood.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think Linda McMahon should be Education Secretary but can we please stop the professional wrestling slander.

submitted 102 days ago • 503 comments

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.

submitted 104 days ago • 287 comments

unremarkable knobs like Jake Paul beating up geriatric minorities in their million dollar swim trunks radiates such angry late stage roman empire vomitorium vibes

submitted 107 days ago • 99 comments

The biggest sin the world ever committed was that we never got a Glee spinoff with The Warblers

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

not saying anything groundbreaking here, but I really think "politics as a form of content to be served up and consumed like all other forms of content" has been an enormous, underrated disaster in terms of giving folks the illusion of being informed while essentially being gamed like a drug addict

submitted 110 days ago • 121 comments

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is going to be the pinnacle of cinema. We can quit making more movies now. Two dumb hedgehogs beating the shit out of each other over Tokyo - one of them on a motorbike - isn't ever going to be beaten.

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

I'm sure this Cabinet of inexperienced grifters who excel solely at advancing their own careers will produce an administration that runs like a well-oiled machine.

submitted 110 days ago • 1160 comments

Is it too hard for the executive council of the Episcopal Church to put out a “message” without sentence fragments?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Who is listening to all these podcasts? There can’t be this many people with this much time to listen to this many dude bro podcasts.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I love how we just all accept that Ryan Seacrest isn’t a real person and is actually a robot and we’re all just okay with it.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

thinking about the part in watership down where some rabbits worship a hunter because he feeds them sometimes and the rabbits become domesticated, apathetic and cynical and refuse to talk about those killed by the hunter and become violent when questioned about it

submitted 111 days ago • 151 comments