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tycer.bsky.social
Long term survivor of Australia, Pun addict (I can give up whenever I want), WoW Warlock and author. Yes, I can't believe that last one either!
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A recent study found that cervical cancer deaths in young women have plummeted since the introduction of the human papillomavirus vaccine.

submitted 1 day ago • 378 comments

I tend to stress eat...even when I’m not stressed.

submitted 21 hours ago • 7 comments

Epic idea

submitted 1 day ago • 567 comments

I aim to please, so count on it!

submitted 1 day ago • 191 comments

It's been a while since I've been on but life has been challenging. Good challenges, but challenges none the less

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO

submitted 3 days ago • 558 comments

When someone is following me who clearly doesn’t understand jokes, I assume that isn’t a person, but a moth, who just followed because the light was on.

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

pronounces politics like omg wtf help me

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

It was, in fact, the blurst of times.

submitted 4 days ago • 45 comments

Please check your email and enter the six-digit code we sent to like this post.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Australia gets this bit right, multilingual notifications help everybody. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Ok who was holding up the “this is not normal” sign at this congressional address. They’re a hero.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I was wondering why I wasn't getting any emails. Then I realised my mail had been set to "sent" for a week. Shiiiit.

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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

submitted 8 days ago • 128 comments

GOVERNMENT: why aren't people having kids ME: [imagining the future] yes, I always wanted to have a baby when their future would include spending $76 for a single egg and possibly being the first human to contract bird molio (what they call it once measles combine with bird flu AND polio)

submitted 8 days ago • 24 comments

If anyone throws their shoe at him tonight, I'll send them a new pair. No questions asked.

submitted 7 days ago • 756 comments

I might need to start yoga Or murder Not sure

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Yes, millions of people will suffer but at least it's for a good cause: because one old asshole wanted to avoid going to jail for crimes he committed

submitted 9 days ago • 98 comments

me: (pointing to a jack) hey man can you reach that jack jack reacher: you are not going to believe this

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

I agree with the gamebros that we need to stop getting so much girly fairy shit on the Trading Post (Because it's wiping me out, please Blizzard stop)

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

someone should do it everyone knows what I'm talking about

submitted 9 days ago • 200 comments

Every time an executive order happens I spend an hour on Duolingo learning Mandarin Chinese

submitted 8 days ago • 57 comments

My grandpa quit smoking cold Turkey. One day he just said “that’s it. I’m switching to cigarettes”

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

I'm reading an informative pamplet

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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 9 days ago • 291 comments

My birthday today!

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

LNP have told us exactly what they’ll do if they’re elected this year. Elect Dutton. Get Trump. It’s as clear as that #auspol

submitted 11 days ago • 26 comments

literally every time I talk to friends

submitted 11 days ago • 176 comments

Hi, yes, this is my first rodeo. *notepad and pen ready*

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

submitted 11 days ago • 851 comments

Okay my work here is dumb

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

I stripped my bed this morning then took a break. I may be sleeping on bare mattress for a week

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

hat tip to @theliamnissan.bsky.social

submitted 12 days ago • 308 comments

Hey! Don't forget *NOT* to use the iOS Patreon app to buy things or subscribe to memberships because the app store now has a 30% fee which either the creator is covering themselves or is increasing the price on whatever you're buying (patreon emailed me today to tell me I could choose which)

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That Oval Office debacle today solidified two things: 1. The US is not a trusted ally 2. Zelensky is a hero

submitted 11 days ago • 837 comments

Our PM just came out with unequivocal support for Ukraine. Proud to be Aussie

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I am too exhausted to deal with the everything that is happening today. And yet.

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submitted 12 days ago • 618 comments

You with me???

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

How's Undermine(d)? Can anyone get on yet? :p

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Also - I’d want to align us with Europe, Asia, Canada, UK, NZ etc - over the US. Can we just do that?? #auspol

submitted 15 days ago • 23 comments

make my cat president because she cant stand a closed door so she will make sure theyre open for everyone

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Last night the monster under my bed emerged, told me he’s really concerned about the direction the world is going in, and asked if we could just cuddle for a bit.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

I try to remember how lucky I am, but it's hard when my hip feels like it's on fire, and I'm too tired to move into a more comfortable position. I just want the pain to stop please

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

talking about trans people: yup. they’re all groomers. and they’re targeting your children talking about a 40 year old streamer: look he may have groomed a child but he did it to make a very important point

submitted 16 days ago • 35 comments