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hungry and tired and mad as all hell ‼️ swing low, sweet jewel-encrusted chariot ☝️🙂‍↕️ make me young again, make me well 🗣️
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sometimes you gotta talk to uncle penjamin and pace the floors for 15 minutes while you perfect a text to an old friend that weighs as much in love as your sorrow does (by virtue of not seeing them more often)

Exactly one year ago, 25 year old US Airman Aaron Bushnell took his own life by self-immolation in front of the Israeli embassy in Washington DC. Rest in Power, brother. I didnt know you in life, but I will never stop thinking about the strength, resolve, and compassion you showed in death

fomo needs to be replaced by love of missing out if we are to regain our cool

What would Borges have thought of the fact that humans built a makeshift Aleph of sorts, which subsequently got diseased by corporations, who then fed it to an unthinking and pathetic false god that began to spew nonexistent realities with religious cows and microscopic bees.

disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you

EMPATHY - Everyone is constantly teetering on the edge of the abyss. An abyss of *production*. These squares look orderly but beneath them is chaos, worry, pain… PAIN THRESHOLD - So much pain.

As a man who has never interacted with a horse I’m quite confident I could calm a wild stallion with nothing but a touch and some gentle words

michael mouse found dead of natural causes in arby’s parking lot

Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy theonion.com/man-wai...

i’m entering my mustache-twirling villain arc

I obviously believe that we need to build a more equitable world, but the e/acc fantasy of a frictionless existence - we all live in a computer program, endless abundance, etc - is literally hell. We thrive on conflict, on trials, on problem solving. Its how we learn about our reality and ourselves.

Polish astronaut Sławosz Uznański-Wiśniewski will bring pierogi – Poland’s famous stuffed dumplings – to space with him when he joins an upcoming mission to the International Space Station. He has worked with a Polish family firm to freeze dry the pierogi so they can be taken to the ISS.

Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-f...

The bottom 50% of households hold just 2.4% of U.S. wealth. The top 1% control 42% of the wealth.

what if you went back in time and met a caveman and he dapped you up. that would be so sick

that fox was right about one thing. you gotta earn that depression

Hello, pleasure to meet you. I am Nicholas Dream. And this is my associated, Dewford Moss. (a small hamster jumps out of my pocket, runs across the table, and jumps into an open microwave as the door closes and it gets set for 4 mins on high) DEWFOORD!!

After the failed Beer Hall Putsch — in which the Nazi leader attempted to violently overthrow the government — Hitler abandoned his goal of violent revolution in favor of "destroying the country's democratic system" through legal means.

I read this thread and I’m formulating an approach to effective leftist politicking which will be called Corvid Style. Corvid Style will be our path to a just world. By the sign of the raven in the name of us all

New AI data centers are coming online so fast that the electricity demand is straining global power grids and threatening clean energy goals

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

I like when I get strident and people come back w/"who are YOU??" bitch I wrote "the cow song" it was on the hound chronicles. uh huh. yeah. now suddenly you got nothin to say

When they hang the weird guy from your village from the gallows >>>

people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.

if a man lets the gas pump stop at an uneven number without even filling up the tank is he getting better or worse

at least three of these acts have fanbases who, when they see that I, through the naked power of my immaculate posting, have served them all their lunch, will end my reign. I accept this. but today? today, I gaze down from my bejeweled skeet throne and my laughter resounds throughout the kingdom

expected results here honestly. get your shit together internet

the uglier bg3 in my head i like much better

I'll add a small dose of my glitchy landscapes here too.

𝕰𝖈𝖑𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖊_𝖔𝖋_𝕱𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖍_𝖆𝖓𝖉_𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖙.𝖌𝖎𝖋

it was radicals who first opened my eyes to how individual acts of repair were not gonna be the ticket. the corporations must be compelled to change. this should be a function of government for the sake of all and we must insist on it. I know this is rather earnest but the need is pressing, urgent.

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