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From the 1982 MDA telethon, I challenge you to keep the surreal dissonance of this performance of “Jessie’s Girl” from burrowing deep into your brain…

holy shit www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

I'm old enough to remember back in the early 2020s when the US federal government provided free breakfast & lunch to children at all public schools for like two whole years, and also expanded the child tax credit causing child poverty across the entire country from sea to shining sea to fall by half

Ahahahahahhahahahahahaha

They want the unreviewable power to grab people and render them to a foreign gulag.

oh this is a big mystery

Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away. They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

90% of people diagnosed with pancreatic cancer die from the disease. That's why the medical community is excited about the results of a small trial in which nearly half of the pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine for the disease remained relapse-free three years later.

All Chuck Schumer had to do was vote no. Come on man, just pretend it’s a proposal for universal healthcare

A broad array of people in major institutions let their disdain for trans people, activists, & youth in general turn their brains into custard over the last decade. They were warned their grievances would be used to destroy the institutions they were putatively trying to defend. They didn't listen.

imagine such bliss

"okay Bobby, do some standing" "got it. normal human standing"

Visiting friends in New York

oh your asexual. thats cool. im beesexual. im like that lady in bee movie. im going to have sex with a bee in defiance of the laws of god and man

kudos to steak and shake for a viral campaign about every adult who's been to one: as a drug-twisted shithead too fucked up to stand right

Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports

What 2025 feels like

mommy coming on line to defend your multi billion dollar nazi company is crazy

If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles

Home to one of the most bonkers lines in not just Star Trek but really any television show ever

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery

A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years

Co-president to deliver his own state of the union.

Wet pattern still appears likely across essentially all of CA for at least next 7-10 days (inc. SoCal). Heading toward mid-Mar, there is some inter-ensemble disagreement: ECMWF ensemble is much wetter than GFS, and brings heavy rain to SoCal in that window. Stay tuned! #CAwx

Lately

Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

A much warmer pattern will develop across most of the West, including CA, by late Feb/early Mar. This pattern will also be quite dry, once again, in the SW--where more rain would be helpful. Some lighter precip in NorCal at times but certainly nothing dramatic. #CAwx

I worked on this story for a decade and he just said it out loud on Fox News

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Nothing will put the “co-president” meme to rest better than an exclusive joint interview of the co-presidents.

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

it craves this experience; it wants to be mashed

Roses are red Like my cheeks when I blush Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead]

Happy Valentines Day from the man with such a loving marriage that he won’t be alone with his own mother

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.