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being obsessed with IQ is a good sign that you have nothing in your life to give you actual meaning. (also a good sign you have bell curve-esque beliefs about human equality)

Sorry, but if you started ignoring Moo Deng the second she got a little older and are now obsessed with Ume you’re no better than Leonardo DiCaprio

Opinion | The mainstream media is so broken that even throwing a Heil Hitler salute at a major political conference won’t get you any coverage. by Steve Bannon

the cringality of evil

okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

I do not believe in any tech product where the devs want us to view it with some form of religious awe, a divine gift redefining human experience and bequeathing knowledge unto us humble land apes. I believe in a tech product where the devs are like “this is handy for planning breakfasts”

in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...

people say a dem fox news wouldn't go that well but propublica's 'we go after shitheads you don't like' attitude is exactly like that

"I got that dog in me" - The Little Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, after things had frankly gotten way out of hand

not getting on another plane unless they bring DEI all the way back. the captain has to open with a land AND air acknowledgement. every attendant gets an ASL interpreter. allowable emotional support animals now includes Blåhaj

granting the premise of this, how would you know what questions to ask?

Kudos to the school administrator who wrote this letter for making it clear to families what happened and who they should blame. This is the way to build a coalition--with a shared adversary and a reason to fight.

At this point the only social media platform that doesn't make me spiral with existential dread is Pinterest 💀

How was this contract awarded??!

Brian Gibbs had no clue Friday would be his last day at his dream job. The education technician park ranger at Effigy Mounds National Monument in Iowa reported to work, only to be terminated on despite receiving an exceptional performance evaluation in the fall.

Brennan’s forbidden bookshelf

Our President “crooked lawyer in a 1970’s political thriller that is always sweating and looking over at a briefcase” has turned out to be less than trustworthy

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

The phenomenon of “leftist language policing” is 99% a product of centrists whining about it constantly. I almost never encounter it in real life and requests for vocabulary updates are typically non-binding guidelines for formal written documents.

Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.

Today has been enough news that even 10 years ago would have gotten multiple presidents impeached

“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941

Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.

I smell sex and heart candy

Oh yeah, that gremlin on the wing works for the airline. Or like, the airline says it's okay for him to be there? It's kind of unclear. Anyway, just let him do his thing

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Happy Valentine’s Day from Breaking Bad star Dean Norris

ok! www.sltrib.com/news/politic...

get your shots while you can get your shots while you can get your shots get your shots

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

youtube just reminded me of one of the most bizarre videos i've ever seen, where a guy says "i can sense moles underground" and then shoves his hand into the dirt and pulls out a mole

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049

Ye, the rapper and designer formerly known as Kanye West, aired a commercial in some markets during the Super Bowl that promoted a website selling a single product: a white T-shirt with a black swastika.

Committed to DEI (diversity, equity, inclusion) as well as DEI (dragons, experience points, initiative).

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: help is there a doctor on board DOCTOR: *rushing forward* yes i’m a doctor FLIGHT ATTENDANT: please hurry this man is choking on an apple DOCTOR: *backing away* oh shit oh fuck

ICYMI: The pups from Team Fluff weren't the only winners. See freeze-frame highlights from the 21st edition of the Puppy Bowl.

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually