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[restaurant] waiter: would you like water? me: yes please waiter: still? me: I literally just said yes

me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

the hoe's want my sinister third thing they/them genitalia sooo bad ! !

47,000+ Palestinians killed. 111,000 injured. Trump’s response? Forcibly expel Palestinians to make Gaza “a real estate development for the future. A beautiful piece of land.”  No. Gaza must be rebuilt for the Palestinian people, not billionaire tourists.

You’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark.

The "peace candidate" Trump wants to force 2 million Palestinians from their homes, give another $1 billion in weapons to Netanyahu, and enact a "plan" to turn the decimated Gaza strip into a billionaires' Riviera. If this is his "peace" policy, I'd hate to see his war policy.

well are ya?

BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER OMG

Cartoon by Phil Hands

It feels like a worryingly long time since a tech innovation provided something people wanted, rather than something an arsehole hopes to make gigantic amounts of money from by forcing people to use.

It's poker night tonight (5 dudes sitting in discord playing balatro; all nonverbal)

alcohol got me ballin

REMINDER not only do I do free virtual author visits for any school or library BUT -if you DO have a guest budget you'd rather spend elsewhere I'll charge what you tell me to and donate it where it needs to go -if there's a topic you aren't allowed to talk about I'LL bring it up and take the blame

Exactly

Dwarf games a Major Feature of the Steam Winter sale this year

#fuckthecorpos

Merry Christmas all! Except Space Karen.

Would that be so terrible America?

Yesterday it was revealed that a real estate pricing software company stole $3 billion a year from renters across America. No one involved in that crime will even meet a single cop, much less this.

I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

when you skeleton brunch

132 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 132 years the problem has only gotten worse.

imagine gaming on that bad boy

"Aw geez I wonder who fried this rice" The skillful shrimp:

and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat

Yeah I kinda like 100 gecs i suppose

After 17 years of development, Caves of 1.0 is Out NOW! Live and Drink.

2nd amendment solutions… work?

What's That Smell (rerun)

An audiotape of Jeffrey Epstein stating that he was Donald Trump’s best friend for a decade didn’t even get 12 full hours of media coverage. Just something to think about as we enter day 3 of Hunter pardon clickbait.

“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record. They run them bc people react to them the most. If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change. It’s not easy and takes constant practice!

Religion does NOT belong in our schools! Agreed? ✋