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i am in an abusive relationship with my country and sometimes draw things. my bubbe said i couldnt skip my bar mitzvah just cause i didnt believe in god. pfp: a concerned abbie hoffman
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Correct. Thank you, Congressman Don Beyer. If I can add some advice say the words "Elon Musk's Government Shutdown" as often as you can

they sure dont make the macys day parade like they used to i tell you what

its just really fun bullying @jakeflores.bsky.social cause not only does he deserve it but it seems to hurt him personally

problematic clout gap? you mean someone has an unhealthy obsession with the internet and one doesnt?

its not "the Joos" its the evil indescribable global group of zionists... I am an ally

whatthe fuck happened on bluesky while I was gone

if theres a word you wont event type maybe dont advocate for it being brought back

tired: israel shouldnt exist wired: borders shouldn't exist

@feraljokes.bsky.social jake be real you got bullied off this site for sucking and then you came back by trying to make fun of the guy who told us you sucked

hinge profile photos of the guy you screenshot to make fun of

honestly jake we wish you had died

epic enough some half-assed unemployed comedian grasping for attention quoted someone with no following sorry that theo von isnt still doing bringer shows in the belly room for you

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more importantly does my double trust me?

who invited this guy

how do you say I don't enjoy movies unless I can do my self-indulgent critical analysis without saying I don't enjoy movies unless I can do my self-indulgent critical analysis

Roland Emmerich is the most under-respected director of our generation. The dude makes fucking roller-coaster theme park ride movies, and thats like "hes not a real artist" when the "real artists" can't gross a tenth of what he does. I'm sorry, but movies should be fun as hell, and he does that.

I think this website needs to learn the difference between "I disagree with your opinion" and "I want your entire identity extinguished"

I'm a leftist and hate that we only have these two options and don't wanna vote for either but if you're a leftist saying you wont vote at all fuck the fuck off, you've lost the sauce

hilarious that our doomer movies was a super-smart AI tricking us and taking over and now we just have horrible AI thats stupid as fuck and we're advocating for them taking over

I dont think captain hook was cis animated captain hook definitely wasn't

how big does a zucchini have to be before its a zucch

Michelle: When they go low we go high Barack:

🎶makes no friends and sucks at polls name is silver, but- thinks he shits gold🎶

SURPRISE!!!!!!!! the person running for president was at her party's convention

This is why I have lots of hope for young/first-time voters... if your political memory begins at the 2016 election so that your entire culturally aware life has been *(gestures wildly)* plus you've been running active shooter drills since kindergarten and politicians call you soft when speaking up?

I have a maybe stupid take on this, but I think hyping up a disastrous historical parallel with no factual parallels might be exactly what you want here because of the incredible fart noises it’ll be in a couple days when everything runs like clockwork. it’s not like they’ll learn anything but still

“Movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash we have very little reason to be interested in them.” - Pauline Kael 📽️