Must suck to have chosen to discontinue making things that people love. Wow I really feel bad for you, since someone put guns to your heads to force you to be here.
Okay but I bought a bag of plain Doritos tortilla chips in Australia and they were amazing and perhaps the best tortilla chip I've ever had and they're not in the states.
To be fair, I did not buy any other tortilla chips in Australia. Maybe all Australian tortilla chips are superior to US tortilla chips. Should I ever happen to go to Australia again, I will further investigate.
No, for real: bring the flavor back. I bought a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos the other day and there was so little flavor powder on them that for a moment I thought I bought plain tortilla chips. At $6+/bag I better get some flavor powder on those suckers!
Their company stores also offer "Belly Flops" which are bags of jelly beans that are still good but maybe don't pass the "A-1" quality check. Some are bigger, some are smaller, some are stuck together, but they're still a tasty treat!
Can you explain how your practice of making every 20th chip or so really, really seasoned is an exercise in applied addiction science that artificially makes us want more unhealthy snack foods? How your professionals took a science meant to help people and instead used it to make a buck?
Unironically yes. I read this a long time ago and it's very illuminating. Basically any change you notice in processed foods is a refinement of this, and now that literally every industry is trying to use the same tactics of exploiting addiction, it's good to understand how they do it.
DORITOS CANNOT BE CHASED FROM THIS WEBSITE UNTIL THEY HAVE REVEALED TO ME THE SECRET OF THE FLAVORS AND TOLD ME WHAT JOE BIDEN'S FAVORITE WAS. THE GLYPHS HAVE GIVEN ME MY MISSIONS SO FAR: FIND JOE BIDEN'S FAVORITE DORITOS AND HOW MUCH PISS BOTH BARACK OBAMA AND JD VANCE'S SHOES CAN HOLD
I mean..... I'm telling you to go under...
The moment corporations started deliberately experimenting with artificial ingredients to specifically make people HUNGRIER as they ate &/or make their crap junk food literally addictive.... The Guillotines should've been broken out.
More like a place where we can tell you to fuck off because your parent company donates to Trump and gives money to Republicans that fight against democracy. Yeah - this is the place for that.
cmon doritos i depicted joe as nearly completely gone but having enough lucidity to recite maya angelou poetry eloquently and inappropriately. I deserve to know THE TRUTH. THE TRUTH OF THE FLAVORS. DORITOS I MUST KNOW THE TRUTH BEHIND JOE AND THE FIVE FLAVORS IN ORDER TO UNLOCK THE NATIONAL TREASURE
or at least peter thiel or mark zuckerberg's favorites. both of them have become kind of human adjacent creatures through their dark means and knowing what their favorite doritos flavor was before their ascension to whatever they've become, might yield clues on how to stop them
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Gods yes this please
plz more vegan flavors, there’s too few
awesome, tell us what your favorite flavor is :D
Roasted Doritos sound delicious. Honest feedback!
America deserves to hear about every single person whose d3ath comes from today's ruling to shutter #SSI
Can you explain how your practice of making every 20th chip or so really, really seasoned is an exercise in applied addiction science that artificially makes us want more unhealthy snack foods? How your professionals took a science meant to help people and instead used it to make a buck?
https://in.mashable.com/tech/85020/pepsico-and-unilever-slammed-by-foodpharmer-over-reports-of-selling-lower-grade-products-in-india-un
🚫 Doritos or Pepsi
The moment corporations started deliberately experimenting with artificial ingredients to specifically make people HUNGRIER as they ate &/or make their crap junk food literally addictive.... The Guillotines should've been broken out.
*plays the world’s smallest violin*
Also, bad look Doritos.
Those people pay your checks just as much as everyone else.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That’s a guy who beats his meat.
Doesn’t everybody do that?
Yeah…but with a hammer?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/frito-lay-strike-factory-doritos-b1885068.html
just sayin, its an option
Heres a fun Pepsi themed song
https://youtu.be/H-G-tC7GSUM?si=crK_p9LPsWFWpEAl
https://www.iww.org/